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    Yup that's exactly what he looks like when he's chillen but usually his is flopped on the floor. Possibly well endowed? Well thanks for the laughs and info! Just wanted to make sure all was well with my four legged child ( since he's my only child human or animal) lol. Guess he just likes to rock out with his...you know the rest

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    Quote Originally Posted by Manydogs View Post
    I hope you will forgive me @boo boo butts mom but that may be one of the funniest things I've ever heard!!!uh, are you married?
    Please forgive me, not laughing AT you but thank you for the biggest
    laugh I've had in many days!

    Relatable tho as my son at 3 yrs old told me, "Mom!...look at his penis!"
    (speaking about his stub tail) as he saw my friend's Snauzer for the 1st time.
    They've never let him forget it and he's 27 now.


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    RIP beloved boy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by boo boo butts mom View Post
    At that time of my life I was married but let me tell you what. It was a yorkshire male and he had long flowing beautiful hair so I really thought it was a sucker. My son was young and so naturally I thought why the little turkey left a sucker out and Tobias just had to have gotten into his candy. After I realized it wasn't a sucker I was like EWEEEE! I lived right next door to a vet which was easy access but for years they would laugh at me when going over there simply because my concern in my voice was soooooo real. Gosh I haven't thought about that day in forever until reading this post hahaha. Bam it all came back to me but like you I got a good laugh out of it. I have only owned one male since then and he was an EBD so yeah much easier to spot a sucker then be a sucker and think your grabbing onto a sucker lol.
    I'm dying here, but it makes sense to me...carry on


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    Quote Originally Posted by Chumley View Post
    Chumleys "lipstick" is out pretty frequently.
    Hershey is a hermaphrodite so I don't know if it's his penis or vagina I'm looking at

    Seriously...gasping for air...stop it!


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    Since then I am learning and paying attention all the time. Nope nope nope not getting caught up like that ever again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by boo boo butts mom View Post
    Well at least you didn't think it was a sucker stuck under there like I did and tell your son omg he has a sucker stuck on him and grab it to yank it off. Nope I did that and just about fell over when I realized good lord it isn't a sucker and just what it was. I went one step further and called the vet cause I couldn't figure out how long it was going to stay out and thought he needed to see a vet and they laughed at me so hard and said to bring him in while continuing to laugh and said after 20 min if it is still out that the doc can take care of it, well it did finally go back in and that was the last time I ever thought that. Lol that was my first male dog and yeah talk about embarrassing. But thanks for bringing that memory back to me lololol.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! This story is amazing!
    {MEAN JOE BELLA}



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    That is too funny lololol. One time I called my bff of a gazillion years lol and said omg I can't get the dirt off of this girl. I have no clue as to what she got into. My friend jumps into her car and drives over here to see me with my female EBD all soaped up and scrubbing her stomach trying to get this dirt stuff off of her. My friend takes one look at her and says to me "are you sure that's not her skin color"? I was like WHAT? And we rinsed her off and oh lord help me Jesus it was her skin color and my RE RE butt thought it was dirt. I do have my moments to say the least, my girl fallen wasn't to happy with me yet happy that my friend came over I am sure of it. I never realized her belly color. She didn't hate me after that and was very good about bathing still but gosh the things I have learned from these animals I love.

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