Moe here... let me tell you about the fun day I had:
Well the day was pretty boring while Mom and Dad was away, except for the few rain storms we had. When Dad got home though, it was much much better...
He let Winnie and I go potty, fed us, then played with us for a bit, then he decided he had some work that needed to be done on his computer thing.
I tried to entertain myself while Dad was busy, and there is no better entertainment than getting my sister Winnie all riled up... she barks like crazy
Well Dad was having a hard time talking to Mom on the phone because of all the barking, so he let us out on the back lanai... Mom always calls when she is on her way home, which gives us even more reason to be excited.
It was sprinkling just a tad, which is no big deal to me so I started exploring the back yard... my sis is such a foo foo girl that can't get wet, so she stayed on the lanai... her loss.
The rain started to pick up, but it was all good, especially after I noticed the flow of water coming from the drain that runs down the side of the house... I know, pretty cool huh? but it gets better... the water was flowing into a puddle making splashing noises. I wanted to see how far into the puddle the splashing water went, so I started digging out the water. The water really wasn't too deep, so I started digging out the mud... great fun I tell ya
the puddle grew in size and turned into quite a mud pit... so i rolled around in it.... well what would you have done? I had so much fun and was completely covered in mud... I just had to show my Dad.
There was no reason to bark because Dad left the back door open just enough for me to squeeze in. He was still on the computer though, so I thought I would lay on the floor and wait for him.
While laying on the floor, the coolest thing happened... the mud puddle from outside was growing around me on the kitchen floor. This was a fantastic miracle... the more mud I spread around the floor, the more mud seemed to be available for spreading. I really don't know where it all came from, but I had enough to spread all over the floor, and I was even able to splatter it on the white walls. It was wonderful! I brought the wonderful muddy outdoors to the inside I'm so talented
Well I went to go check on Dad in the computer room, and he was still staring at the screen, so I thought I would go sit next to him until he was done. To my amazement, the mud was still growing around me, but this time I was on the carpet in the computer room... mud doesn't spread as well on carpet, it kinda just soaks in, but it's still kinda cool because you can see every place you stepped.
Well Dad finally turned to look at me and he was just speechless... obviously very impressed he moaned as he got up, his back was probably still hurting, and he slowly walked to go look at the kitchen... he was sooo impressed that I thought he was going to faint.
Dad actually found a clean spot on the kitchen floor that I missed, my crate area, so he quickly pushed me in there so I could spread mud in there too... great thinking Dad
Dad started getting in the fun as he started running around the house grabbing the mop and muttering something about Mom being home soon. He started slinging the mop across the floor while I was cheering him on "yes Dad, get into it!... smear that mud" great fun but he got too carried away and the mud was actually going away. I was yelling at him to let me out so I could help spread mud, but he was in such a zone that he didn't hear me... or didn't want to share.
Dad was just about done with the floor and I could see him eyeing the walls with a concerned look... I wasn't about to share with him my muddy wall technique since he turned selfish with the floors... he was on his own at this point. I then noticed pure terror on his face when he heard the garage door open... that's right Dad, Mom is going to pissed that you didn't share the muddy floor with her either.
Dad dropped the mop and ran to the garage... I heard him ask Mom if she really meant it when she promised to love him through good times and bad. I'm not sure if she answered, but she rushed in like I had poo'd on the floor or something. She looked at me and her jaw dropped... I was sooo proud and she was sooo impressed that she took my picture. It really was quite a loving moment.
Dad then came up with another great idea... he picked me up, like prize fighter after winning a big fight, and carried me to the bath tub. I wasn't sure what he had in mind, but when he poured water over me, the magic returned... the whole tub was full of muddy water.... fantastic! while I was in the tub though, I heard Mom trying to sneak in some mud smearing with the mop... I felt kinda bad for her though because Dad didn't leave her much. She got to play with the mud on the walls though, so I guess that's something. Dad then had to suck the mud off the carpet with this machine... probably saving it for later to play by himself... he's selfish like that.
I wish every day could be this great
Well the day was pretty boring while Mom and Dad was away, except for the few rain storms we had. When Dad got home though, it was much much better...
He let Winnie and I go potty, fed us, then played with us for a bit, then he decided he had some work that needed to be done on his computer thing.
I tried to entertain myself while Dad was busy, and there is no better entertainment than getting my sister Winnie all riled up... she barks like crazy
Well Dad was having a hard time talking to Mom on the phone because of all the barking, so he let us out on the back lanai... Mom always calls when she is on her way home, which gives us even more reason to be excited.
It was sprinkling just a tad, which is no big deal to me so I started exploring the back yard... my sis is such a foo foo girl that can't get wet, so she stayed on the lanai... her loss.
The rain started to pick up, but it was all good, especially after I noticed the flow of water coming from the drain that runs down the side of the house... I know, pretty cool huh? but it gets better... the water was flowing into a puddle making splashing noises. I wanted to see how far into the puddle the splashing water went, so I started digging out the water. The water really wasn't too deep, so I started digging out the mud... great fun I tell ya
the puddle grew in size and turned into quite a mud pit... so i rolled around in it.... well what would you have done? I had so much fun and was completely covered in mud... I just had to show my Dad.There was no reason to bark because Dad left the back door open just enough for me to squeeze in. He was still on the computer though, so I thought I would lay on the floor and wait for him.
While laying on the floor, the coolest thing happened... the mud puddle from outside was growing around me on the kitchen floor. This was a fantastic miracle... the more mud I spread around the floor, the more mud seemed to be available for spreading. I really don't know where it all came from, but I had enough to spread all over the floor, and I was even able to splatter it on the white walls. It was wonderful! I brought the wonderful muddy outdoors to the inside
I'm so talented Well I went to go check on Dad in the computer room, and he was still staring at the screen, so I thought I would go sit next to him until he was done. To my amazement, the mud was still growing around me, but this time I was on the carpet in the computer room... mud doesn't spread as well on carpet, it kinda just soaks in, but it's still kinda cool because you can see every place you stepped.
Well Dad finally turned to look at me and he was just speechless... obviously very impressed
he moaned as he got up, his back was probably still hurting, and he slowly walked to go look at the kitchen... he was sooo impressed that I thought he was going to faint.Dad actually found a clean spot on the kitchen floor that I missed, my crate area, so he quickly pushed me in there so I could spread mud in there too... great thinking Dad
Dad started getting in the fun as he started running around the house grabbing the mop and muttering something about Mom being home soon. He started slinging the mop across the floor while I was cheering him on "yes Dad, get into it!... smear that mud" great fun
but he got too carried away and the mud was actually going away. I was yelling at him to let me out so I could help spread mud, but he was in such a zone that he didn't hear me... or didn't want to share.Dad was just about done with the floor and I could see him eyeing the walls with a concerned look... I wasn't about to share with him my muddy wall technique since he turned selfish with the floors... he was on his own at this point. I then noticed pure terror on his face when he heard the garage door open... that's right Dad, Mom is going to pissed that you didn't share the muddy floor with her either.
Dad dropped the mop and ran to the garage... I heard him ask Mom if she really meant it when she promised to love him through good times and bad. I'm not sure if she answered, but she rushed in like I had poo'd on the floor or something. She looked at me and her jaw dropped... I was sooo proud
and she was sooo impressed that she took my picture. It really was quite a loving moment.Dad then came up with another great idea... he picked me up, like prize fighter after winning a big fight, and carried me to the bath tub. I wasn't sure what he had in mind, but when he poured water over me, the magic returned... the whole tub was full of muddy water.... fantastic!
while I was in the tub though, I heard Mom trying to sneak in some mud smearing with the mop... I felt kinda bad for her though because Dad didn't leave her much. She got to play with the mud on the walls though, so I guess that's something. Dad then had to suck the mud off the carpet with this machine... probably saving it for later to play by himself... he's selfish like that.I wish every day could be this great
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