It is with great pleasure that I nominate @Manydogs for the distinguished position of
Mistress of Donkey's!
This elite, much sought after position works cheek to cheek with Mistress of Testicles to ensure the safety and well being of all concerned. Mistress of Donkey's (formerly known as Jackass Control) is security related and strives to promote and enforce order should things get "out of hand"... (see Mistress of Testicles).
@rjisaterp... Have you located those purple gloves yet?
OMG! With such positions of pretige as they all are...who needs purple gloves? There will be hand sanitizer available for those who will "feel" the need to use it.