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    Quote Originally Posted by Jersey View Post
    I nominate @TexasCarol for the coveted Mistress of Testicles

    Nominee: TexasCarol
    Position: Mistress of Testicles
    Qualifications: (This is the short list) She has eaten Calf Fries and I suspect Rocky Mountain Oysters
    I do not think that @Texas Carol would like that coveted title/position. I think the point is balls up for not in favor.

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    I nominate @natski282 for Minister of Foil
    As you all know this is a huge responsibility, but I know Nat can pull it off! At Bentley's last count there will be over 200 heads to protect (both man and beast) at BSP for @rjisaterp. Nat's task will be Foil Hat Production, Distribution and Compliance. Rosie and PrettyOne have agreed to assist Nat in his hourly seminars: "Foil Hats: A Lumberjacks First Line Of Defense Against Psychlotrons."

    Nominee: Natski282
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    Quote Originally Posted by rjisaterp View Post
    I do not think that @Texas Carol would like that coveted title/position. I think the point is balls up for not in favor.

    LMBO...I was just thinking how well qualified I was to 'handle' this job!

    Before my Beloved (who I didn't meet until 30 & not a Christian yet) and
    didn't marry him until I was 32. Was as wild & independent as could be!
    Certainly not a slut but totally called the shots as I saw fit, no guilt or shame
    in my game and still not...I am a grown *** woman, LMBO!

    OMG...I had a fabulous, fun & exciting life and thank God I did...

    ...I can handle it, Honey, and then some


    My 1st bully, Brutus
    RIP beloved boy.

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    This is YOUR surprise party. You may not vote incorrectly.


    Quote Originally Posted by rjisaterp View Post
    I do not think that @Texas Carol would like that coveted title/position. I think the point is balls up for not in favor.

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    I have no doubt that you are the best for this job! Thank you for accepting!!
    Don't mess with TexasCarol folks, she will grab you by the Calf Fries and... well let's just say... Don't mess with her...
    I expect at any moment a retort to "I can handle it" Wait for it.... wait for it.....


    Quote Originally Posted by Texas Carol View Post
    LMBO...I was just thinking how well qualified I was to 'handle' this job!

    Before my Beloved (who I didn't meet until 30 & not a Christian yet) and
    didn't marry him until I was 32. Was as wild & independent as could be!
    Certainly not a slut but totally called the shots as I saw fit, no guilt or shame
    in my game and still not...I am a grown *** woman, LMBO!

    OMG...I had a fabulous, fun & exciting life and thank God I did...

    ...I can handle it, Honey, and then some

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    Quote Originally Posted by Texas Carol View Post
    LMBO...I was just thinking how well qualified I was to 'handle' this job!

    Before my Beloved (who I didn't meet until 30 & not a Christian yet) and
    didn't marry him until I was 32. Was as wild & independent as could be!
    Certainly not a slut but totally called the shots as I saw fit, no guilt or shame
    in my game and still not...I am a grown *** woman, LMBO!

    OMG...I had a fabulous, fun & exciting life and thank God I did...

    ...I can handle it, Honey, and then some
    Dearest Texas Carol...I'll bet you can. You still are having a fabulous, fun, and exciting life and I treasure your contributions that bring a chuckle to me because of all the crap I've see in my day...laughter is how I cope. And I am having fun on this forum and if I can bring a chuckle to someone then I have done my job.

    In that regard, I nominate @Jersey to be the RJISATERP COURT JESTER FIRST CLASS

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    Accepted!

    Quote Originally Posted by rjisaterp View Post
    Dearest Texas Carol...I'll bet you can. You still are having a fabulous, fun, and exciting life and I treasure your contributions that bring a chuckle to me because of all the crap I've see in my day...laughter is how I cope. And I am having fun on this forum and if I can bring a chuckle to someone then I have done my job.

    In that regard, I nominate @Jersey to be the RJISATERP COURT JESTER FIRST CLASS

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jersey View Post
    I nominate @natski282 for Minister of Foil
    As you all know this is a huge responsibility, but I know Nat can pull it off! At Bentley's last count there will be over 200 heads to protect (both man and beast) at BSP for @rjisaterp. Nat's task will be Foil Hat Production, Distribution and Compliance. Rosie and PrettyOne have agreed to assist Nat in his hourly seminars: "Foil Hats: A Lumberjacks First Line Of Defense Against Psychlotrons."

    Nominee: Natski282
    Position: Minister of Foil
    Qualifications: See images below

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    Can I pick My own assistance , Rosie has no thumbs and after Carol,s post not sure I want The Pretyone lol , I pick Roger ( he likes scotch and has good cigars ) Damn i bet we would not remember one thing all said and done and the hats would be a collaboration of our well protected minds !
    YOU MIGHT BE A BULLDOG IF...

    ...everyone else in a room with you is pinching their noses
    ...you snore like a chain saw.
    ...it takes too much energy to beg
    ...your snore is louder than your bark
    ...you have never seen your tail...what is a tail anyways?
    ...you're the loudest snorer in the house.

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    LMAO!!! Absolutely! Can't wait to see what you guys come up with!! As long as Roger's ok with it!

    Quote Originally Posted by natski282 View Post
    Can I pick My own assistance , Rosie has no thumbs and after Carol,s post not sure I want The Pretyone lol , I pick Roger ( he likes scotch and has good cigars ) Damn i bet we would not remember one thing all said and done and the hats would be a collaboration of our well protected minds !

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    LMAO!!! Absolutely! Can't wait to see what you guys come up with!! As long as Roger's ok with it!
    What you talkin' 'bout Wilson? @natski282

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jersey View Post
    I nominate @natski282 for Minister of Foil
    As you all know this is a huge responsibility, but I know Nat can pull it off! At Bentley's last count there will be over 200 heads to protect (both man and beast) at BSP for @rjisaterp. Nat's task will be Foil Hat Production, Distribution and Compliance. Rosie and PrettyOne have agreed to assist Nat in his hourly seminars: "Foil Hats: A Lumberjacks First Line Of Defense Against Psychlotrons."

    Nominee: Natski282
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    AKA DEFENSE AGAINST THE DARK ARTS!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rjisaterp View Post
    Glad to see you took some time to chime in. Great to hear from you...how is school going?

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    Great!! I just got my first B+ . But 3 semesters to go!!! @Jersey prompted me to find this thread, which is the only way you will get my attention for the next year. But then FREEEEEEEDDDDOOOMMMMM


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