I soooo want to put a pokemon meme on here but it is a little risqué!! Dang it!!
I just recently returned from the Testicle Festival and all my biker friends asked if they could come. I said sure, Roger is a nice guy. I told them they had to wear clothes though, well except in the pool.
I'm a good girl, I promise
I am at a loss truly for words on this thread ........now
one thing I know is I love Texas Carol and she is as always right on the button about this place !
YOU MIGHT BE A BULLDOG IF...
...everyone else in a room with you is pinching their noses
...you snore like a chain saw.
...it takes too much energy to beg
...your snore is louder than your bark
...you have never seen your tail...what is a tail anyways?
...you're the loudest snorer in the house.
Ahhhhhh Testy Festy! Bet you had a ball! Tell your biker friends to spread the word! I'm lovin' this surprise party more and more! What do you think about having an Undie?? Like a mini one... a 250!
As for the meme... go for it... don't keep us in suspense another moment!!!!
Jewel, your foolish Pokemon games are tearing this party apart lol. Bentley, I'm sure you're toad-ally innocent in all this
Well it is bloody hot and humid today and it is expected to last into next week.
Last night, we were again woken up by people looking for the PokeMon stop and looking for Bentley. I am so glad today is TGIF because I am tired and run down. Just like last week.
So last week I went to the doctor because of feeling malaise. The doctor gave me a shot of vitamins and a prescription for some pep pills that was filled at my pharmacy. The doctor also gave me an empty jar that he said he wanted to check my sperm count. I found this a bit odd and said are you sure a blood test for testosterone levels might be better. He responded by asking me if I had a medical degree and of course I responded that I was an Army medic for 24 years but no I did not have a medical degree. Well he said just bring the jar back. When we arrived at the doctor's office on Monday he said the jar was empty and he said I told you that I needed to do a sperm count. So I replied, " Well doc, I tried with my right hand and I tried with my left hand. My wife tried with her right hand and then her left hand and she also even tried with her teeth...We could not get that jar open.!"
There is a part of your heart not alive until a bulldog has entered your life.
Nitschke (2004-2011) and Banks (2005-2014) -- My angels
Thank you for all the love, fun and teachings
@CCandMurray You Clever Little Minx!!! I hope you're coming to Bentley's Surprise Party for @rjisaterp! You have my vote for Director of Security... let's call it Mistress of Frog Patrol. We are bound to have an issue with Bulldogs trying to lickchompeat frogs/toads and I think with your quick wit and sneaky mind you'll keep those little green devils from making this a Foam Fest! I also nominate you for Mistress of Musical Entertainment since you obviously have excellent taste in music! That is one of my all time favs and it almost went right over my head! Come on BSP Committee Members! You know who you are! Weigh in on this! Vote Now!
Position: Mistress of Frog Patrol AND Mistress of Musical Entertainment
Qualifications: Jewel, your foolish Pokemon games are tearing this party apart lol. Bentley, I'm sure you're toad-ally innocent in all this
I nominate @TexasCarol for the coveted Mistress of Testicles
Position: Mistress of Testicles
Qualifications: (This is the short list) She has eaten Calf Fries and I suspect Rocky Mountain Oysters