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    Default Re: Bentley OFF INJURED RESERVE

    I soooo want to put a pokemon meme on here but it is a little risqué!! Dang it!!

    I just recently returned from the Testicle Festival and all my biker friends asked if they could come. I said sure, Roger is a nice guy. I told them they had to wear clothes though, well except in the pool.


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    Quote Originally Posted by agingermom View Post
    I soooo want to put a pokemon meme on here but it is a little risqué!! Dang it!!

    I just recently returned from the Testicle Festival and all my biker friends asked if they could come. I said sure, Roger is a nice guy. I told them they had to wear clothes though, well except in the pool.
    Glad to see you took some time to chime in. Great to hear from you...how is school going?

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    I am at a loss truly for words on this thread ........now

    one thing I know is I love Texas Carol and she is as always right on the button about this place !
    YOU MIGHT BE A BULLDOG IF...

    ...everyone else in a room with you is pinching their noses
    ...you snore like a chain saw.
    ...it takes too much energy to beg
    ...your snore is louder than your bark
    ...you have never seen your tail...what is a tail anyways?
    ...you're the loudest snorer in the house.

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    Quote Originally Posted by agingermom View Post
    I soooo want to put a pokemon meme on here but it is a little risqué!! Dang it!!

    I just recently returned from the Testicle Festival and all my biker friends asked if they could come. I said sure, Roger is a nice guy. I told them they had to wear clothes though, well except in the pool.
    Well I like Rocky Mountain Oysters as long as they're fried right.

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    Ahhhhhh Testy Festy! Bet you had a ball! Tell your biker friends to spread the word! I'm lovin' this surprise party more and more! What do you think about having an Undie?? Like a mini one... a 250!
    As for the meme... go for it... don't keep us in suspense another moment!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by agingermom View Post
    I soooo want to put a pokemon meme on here but it is a little risqué!! Dang it!!

    I just recently returned from the Testicle Festival and all my biker friends asked if they could come. I said sure, Roger is a nice guy. I told them they had to wear clothes though, well except in the pool.

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    Jewel, your foolish Pokemon games are tearing this party apart lol. Bentley, I'm sure you're toad-ally innocent in all this

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    Quote Originally Posted by rjisaterp View Post
    Well I like Rocky Mountain Oysters as long as they're fried right.

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    Yummy!...had some mighty fine, 'Calf Fries' served in Ardmore, OK.

    They do up right...Reba was raised here


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    Quote Originally Posted by natski282 View Post
    I am at a loss truly for words on this thread ........now

    one thing I know is I love Texas Carol and she is as always right on the button about this place !
    Nat at a loss for words on this thread...say it ain't so Nat. I do agree with you in reference to @Texas Carol.

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    Well it is bloody hot and humid today and it is expected to last into next week.

    Last night, we were again woken up by people looking for the PokeMon stop and looking for Bentley. I am so glad today is TGIF because I am tired and run down. Just like last week.

    So last week I went to the doctor because of feeling malaise. The doctor gave me a shot of vitamins and a prescription for some pep pills that was filled at my pharmacy. The doctor also gave me an empty jar that he said he wanted to check my sperm count. I found this a bit odd and said are you sure a blood test for testosterone levels might be better. He responded by asking me if I had a medical degree and of course I responded that I was an Army medic for 24 years but no I did not have a medical degree. Well he said just bring the jar back. When we arrived at the doctor's office on Monday he said the jar was empty and he said I told you that I needed to do a sperm count. So I replied, " Well doc, I tried with my right hand and I tried with my left hand. My wife tried with her right hand and then her left hand and she also even tried with her teeth...We could not get that jar open.!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by rjisaterp View Post
    Well it is bloody hot and humid today and it is expected to last into next week.

    Last night, we were again woken up by people looking for the PokeMon stop and looking for Bentley. I am so glad today is TGIF because I am tired and run down. Just like last week.

    So last week I went to the doctor because of feeling malaise. The doctor gave me a shot of vitamins and a prescription for some pep pills that was filled at my pharmacy. The doctor also gave me an empty jar that he said he wanted to check my sperm count. I found this a bit odd and said are you sure a blood test for testosterone levels might be better. He responded by asking me if I had a medical degree and of course I responded that I was an Army medic for 24 years but no I did not have a medical degree. Well he said just bring the jar back. When we arrived at the doctor's office on Monday he said the jar was empty and he said I told you that I needed to do a sperm count. So I replied, " Well doc, I tried with my right hand and I tried with my left hand. My wife tried with her right hand and then her left hand and she also even tried with her teeth...We could not get that jar open.!"
    LMFAO!!!! When are you going to start that book!!!


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    @CCandMurray You Clever Little Minx!!! I hope you're coming to Bentley's Surprise Party for @rjisaterp! You have my vote for Director of Security... let's call it Mistress of Frog Patrol. We are bound to have an issue with Bulldogs trying to lickchompeat frogs/toads and I think with your quick wit and sneaky mind you'll keep those little green devils from making this a Foam Fest! I also nominate you for Mistress of Musical Entertainment since you obviously have excellent taste in music! That is one of my all time favs and it almost went right over my head! Come on BSP Committee Members! You know who you are! Weigh in on this! Vote Now!

    Nominee: CCandMurray
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    Jewel, your foolish Pokemon games are tearing this party apart lol. Bentley, I'm sure you're toad-ally innocent in all this




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    Jewel, your foolish Pokemon games are tearing this party apart lol. Bentley, I'm sure you're toad-ally innocent in all this

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    I nominate @TexasCarol for the coveted Mistress of Testicles

    Nominee: TexasCarol
    Position: Mistress of Testicles
    Qualifications: (This is the short list) She has eaten Calf Fries and I suspect Rocky Mountain Oysters


    Quote Originally Posted by Texas Carol View Post
    Yummy!...had some mighty fine, 'Calf Fries' served in Ardmore, OK.

    They do up right...Reba was raised here

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