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    Omg that took an hour to read!!! You all seriously cracked me up. I see some title changes in the future- if they haven't been done already....


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    Quote Originally Posted by rjisaterp View Post
    Actually, the flight surgeon and I played a practical joke on an Army Colonel. The Colonel tried to make my friend the flight surgeon sick on a check ride. So the doc asked me "good Sergeant you're a practical joker...how can I pay the Colonel back." I said "doc, let me know when he comes in for his flight physical" which just so happened to be a couple weeks away. I told the doc to set up the privacy curtain to hide me that when you go to check his prostate I will do my thing. So the doc was at the point of checking the Colonel's prostate behind the curtain and the doc's right hand was performing the digital his left hand was on his shoulder. At that point, I put my right hand on the Colonel's shoulder and I have never ever seen anyone shoot up like a rocket before in my life with the Colonel exclaiming, "WHoooah doc, what the hell are you doing?" At that point, we were all laughing and I was wondering if I was going to be Court-Martialed.
    HA HA HA HA
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    Quote Originally Posted by rjisaterp View Post
    OK. I have a new model of hat to model. @Jersey and @natski282.
    Is that a tinfoil hat? As a psych RN, I have seen plenty of those, lol. Are you getting special message about your party from the TV as well?


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    Quote Originally Posted by agingermom View Post
    Is that a tinfoil hat? As a psych RN, I have seen plenty of those, lol. Are you getting special message about your party from the TV as well?
    Actually, it does not allow the psychlotrons to enter my head. They (the psychlotrons) are used in psychological warfare. They make you feel tired and run-down and the only way to effectively get rid of being tired and run down is to do more Physical Training (PT). So I opt out of PT and use the hat instead. @natski282 and @Jersey @JeannieCO will tell you the same thing.

    Got Prozac?

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    Quote Originally Posted by rjisaterp View Post
    Actually, it does not allow the psychlotrons to enter my head. They (the psychlotrons) are used in psychological warfare. They make you feel tired and run-down and the only way to effectively get rid of being tired and run down is to do more Physical Training (PT). So I opt out of PT and use the hat instead. @natski282 and @Jersey @JeannieCO will tell you the same thing.

    Got Prozac?
    -prozac-png


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    Quote Originally Posted by agingermom View Post
    -prozac-png

    OK! Party at agingermoms.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rjisaterp View Post
    OK! Party at agingermoms.

    LMAO...just letting everyone know, a party at Tracy's goes on until
    the last man drops, usually 2-3 days as some of us are hardcore.

    Prepare to take a weeks vacation (couple days recovery & travel
    time).


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    Quote Originally Posted by Texas Carol View Post
    LMAO...just letting everyone know, a party at Tracy's goes on until
    the last man drops, usually 2-3 days as some of us are hardcore.

    Prepare to take a weeks vacation (couple days recovery & travel
    time).
    clothes optional


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    Quote Originally Posted by agingermom View Post
    clothes optional
    Ok. I have just a red Speedo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by agingermom View Post
    clothes optional
    Trust me on this....you'll want me to bring (and wear) my bathing suit.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Texas Carol View Post
    Trust me on this....you'll want me to bring (and wear) my bathing suit.
    You wear a speedo too?

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    [QUOTE=rjisaterp;671790]You wear a speedo too?

    I look fabulous in red, darling!


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    RIP beloved boy.

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