HA HA HA HAActually, the flight surgeon and I played a practical joke on an Army Colonel. The Colonel tried to make my friend the flight surgeon sick on a check ride. So the doc asked me "good Sergeant you're a practical joker...how can I pay the Colonel back." I said "doc, let me know when he comes in for his flight physical" which just so happened to be a couple weeks away. I told the doc to set up the privacy curtain to hide me that when you go to check his prostate I will do my thing. So the doc was at the point of checking the Colonel's prostate behind the curtain and the doc's right hand was performing the digital his left hand was on his shoulder. At that point, I put my right hand on the Colonel's shoulder and I have never ever seen anyone shoot up like a rocket before in my life with the Colonel exclaiming, "WHoooah doc, what the hell are you doing?" At that point, we were all laughing and I was wondering if I was going to be Court-Martialed.