Hi, first of all take a deep breath. You're not a dumbass, it's happened to all of us at one time or another. My male Bulldozer is a bully goat, he eats everything and everything that's not nailed down. I don't understand how they can swallow these objects and not choke on them. He's eaten socks twice, he ate a part of a Kong Wubba toy, he's eaten rocks, a piece of a plastic bag, and just last week he pooped out a dish cloth?.?. Have no idea where he got it from. Everything he's eaten he's pooped out, and he once threw up a sweat sock. Pickle will be okay, and will pass it eventually, it may take a week or so, but it's a small object, and it's smooth, it's doesn't have any sharp edges so won't puncture anything. Just keep an eye on him, and you have to be a poop CSI agent, check his poop everytime he goes, until he passes it. The signs you want to watch for are diarrhea, vomiting, and drooling, as these are signs of an obstruction. I don't think a small object like a squeaker will cause an obstruction, and will probably pass through without any problems. Try not to worry too much. Keep us posted.