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    Default This gave me a laugh...

    This ad was posted on our local Craigslist....

    DOG NOT FOR SALE...Four year old JRT (Jack Russel Terrior) female. 12 pounds. UTD on shots. Loving companion! Not for sale!!! She has been in my home since she was a puppy and We love her despite the fact that she Barks at every passing thing, is terrified of thunder and every loud noise, uninates on the living room floor three times a week, timid and untrustworthy around small children, hunts and kills every thing that moves in the back yard, dig holes and shits in the garden. Yes that is right, this dog is no prize! She is the biggest pain in the A*S PET I have ever owned. No amount of paitence, love and training can overcome her inbread puppy-mill quirks. So that is why this dog is not for sale! I will not accept a re-homing fee! I wanted a cute little Puppy and I got one. And I will keep her safe and love her and hug her and pet her and call her "George". It does not matter that this dog is a lot of work and $, she IS in her FOREVER HOME!

    Then the ad was followed with a picture of George...I had to laugh when I read it, and admire the owner!!

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    That's great! Someone after my own heart! They sure aren't perfect...but they are ours!

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    now if that makes just 1 person reconsider rehoming their pup the writer has done what he/she hoped.

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    Aww. George is one lucky girl. *giggle, what a fantastic name.

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    I love that!!!! They just must be as sick of those ads as the rest of us. What a neat post.

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    Haha def gave me the laugh I needed this morning
    Kim, Steve and Brutus <3

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    Oh I LOVE that!!! Did you reply? I think I would have.

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    Default Re: This gave me a laugh...

    Quote Originally Posted by JAKEISGREAT View Post
    That's great! Someone after my own heart! They sure aren't perfect...but they are ours!

    Don;t you mean WE ARE THEIRS??

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    Quote Originally Posted by BruceP View Post
    Don;t you mean WE ARE THEIRS??

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    LOL That is too cute I love it!

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    Well said everything but the peeing on the living room floor 3 times a week.......yikes
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    I LOVE this!

    I get so tired of the stupid pet ads on Craigslist. Seriously. "We have too many dogs, and we figured out we don't have enough time for this one." Oh yeah? Then why did you get that dog in the first place? Seriously, people.

    Oh, last night I saw a guy at the local fair with his dog and a sign that said "Free to Good Home." I wanted to cry, it made me so sad. He just gave the dog to a bunch of kids..who KNOWS what's going to happen to that dog..I doubt the parents will approve of that! The poor dog was obviously attached to the owner too..kept pulling back towards the owner and whining when the kids were taking him away.


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