This ad was posted on our local Craigslist....
DOG NOT FOR SALE...Four year old JRT (Jack Russel Terrior) female. 12 pounds. UTD on shots. Loving companion! Not for sale!!! She has been in my home since she was a puppy and We love her despite the fact that she Barks at every passing thing, is terrified of thunder and every loud noise, uninates on the living room floor three times a week, timid and untrustworthy around small children, hunts and kills every thing that moves in the back yard, dig holes and shits in the garden. Yes that is right, this dog is no prize! She is the biggest pain in the A*S PET I have ever owned. No amount of paitence, love and training can overcome her inbread puppy-mill quirks. So that is why this dog is not for sale! I will not accept a re-homing fee! I wanted a cute little Puppy and I got one. And I will keep her safe and love her and hug her and pet her and call her "George". It does not matter that this dog is a lot of work and $, she IS in her FOREVER HOME!
Then the ad was followed with a picture of George...I had to laugh when I read it, and admire the owner!!
DOG NOT FOR SALE...Four year old JRT (Jack Russel Terrior) female. 12 pounds. UTD on shots. Loving companion! Not for sale!!! She has been in my home since she was a puppy and We love her despite the fact that she Barks at every passing thing, is terrified of thunder and every loud noise, uninates on the living room floor three times a week, timid and untrustworthy around small children, hunts and kills every thing that moves in the back yard, dig holes and shits in the garden. Yes that is right, this dog is no prize! She is the biggest pain in the A*S PET I have ever owned. No amount of paitence, love and training can overcome her inbread puppy-mill quirks. So that is why this dog is not for sale! I will not accept a re-homing fee! I wanted a cute little Puppy and I got one. And I will keep her safe and love her and hug her and pet her and call her "George". It does not matter that this dog is a lot of work and $, she IS in her FOREVER HOME!
Then the ad was followed with a picture of George...I had to laugh when I read it, and admire the owner!!