Results 1 to 12 of 12

Thread: My husband the engineer

  1. #1
    I couldn't make this sh*t up if I tried! Become a 4 Paw Member
    I Have Earned Community Veteran Status!
    Need help with the forums?  Contact me!
    KMARINO's Avatar
    Country
    USA
    Location
    Bradenton Fl.
    Posts
    7,294
    Bulldog(s) Names
    VEGAS
    Likes (Received)
    181

    Default My husband the engineer

    My husband Joe is an engineer for a natural gas line that runs from Alabama to under the Gulf of Mexico, he is basically responsible for Florida not blowing up. Very smart man until......

    We went away this weekend and they had this tall sky-skraper building with a restaurant on the very top call Spinners, the restaurant actually spins around so that you can get a view of the Gulf and the island.

    The first night he wanted to eat there but we were in flip-flops and shorts and I told him it would be way to fancy for what we had on.

    Night two, we get dressed up and walk to the restaurant, Joe says "Oh I am so disapointed, the restaurant was not spinning last night OR tonight" I kind of laughed.. and he said "let's just eat somewhere else"

    It dawned on me, because I thought he was kidding .......My husband the engineer THOUGHT the top of the cement building actually would spin!!!! When I expained that "No honey the cement does not spin, the actual restaurant INSIDE floor spins" He looked stunned...then almost fell on the sidewalk laughing so hard!!!

    I made him PROMISE me he would go to work and tell all his engineer buddies what an idot he was!! Made my weekend and I got to make fun of him for the rest of our time.

    I thought this was funny and thought I would share.

  2. #2
    ..........
    Real Name
    Bruce
    Location
    Milwaukee, WI
    Posts
    0
    Bulldog(s) Names
    HRH Princess Gracie, aka: HRH; Princess Amelia Pond, aka: Amy
    Likes (Received)
    1

    Default Re: My husband the engineer

    That IS VERY funny,,,,, now I REALLY wish I had his email addy....

  3. #3
    I couldn't make this sh*t up if I tried! Become a 4 Paw Member
    I Have Earned Community Veteran Status!
    Need help with the forums?  Contact me!
    KMARINO's Avatar
    Country
    USA
    Location
    Bradenton Fl.
    Posts
    7,294
    Bulldog(s) Names
    VEGAS
    Likes (Received)
    181

    Default Re: My husband the engineer

    @BruceP, now for this one I would give it to you!! Nothing else, but this one, I like to keep my online making fun of him just amongst us friends

  4. #4
    .................
    Real Name
    Becky
    Location
    Southern California
    Posts
    14,938
    Bulldog(s) Names
    Jake
    Likes (Received)
    4

    Default Re: My husband the engineer

    You are right..THIS is funny!!

  5. #5
    Owner/Administrator Become a 4 Paw Member
    I Have Earned Community Veteran Status!
    bullmama's Avatar
    Real Name
    Lisa
    Country
    USA
    Location
    Tucson, Arizona
    Posts
    25,362
    Bulldog(s) Names
    The Home of the Desert Sky Pack
    Trophies
    Likes (Received)
    2312
    Blog Entries
    7

    Default

    That is hilarious!

    Everyday is a party when you own a bulldog!
    CLICK HERE to Sponsor a rescue Bulldog!

  6. #6
    Rescue Volunteer Become a 4 Paw Member
    I Have Earned Community Veteran Status!
    kim n the guys's Avatar
    Real Name
    Kim
    Country
    United States
    Location
    Holt, MI
    Posts
    1,592
    Bulldog(s) Names
    Oliver, Sebastian, Remy, Gracie, and Tonka (10-21-07 to 05-29-14 RIP)
    Likes (Received)
    3

    Default Re: My husband the engineer

    that is funny, but did you ever go to the restaurant and eat?

  7. #7
    ..........
    Real Name
    Jenn
    Location
    Southern California
    Posts
    0
    Bulldog(s) Names
    Cutty, Miila and Mugsy the pug :)
    Likes (Received)
    4

    Default Re: My husband the engineer

    How funny! Its good to be reminded that even very smart people arent perfect.

  8. #8
    I couldn't make this sh*t up if I tried! Become a 4 Paw Member
    I Have Earned Community Veteran Status!
    Need help with the forums?  Contact me!
    KMARINO's Avatar
    Country
    USA
    Location
    Bradenton Fl.
    Posts
    7,294
    Bulldog(s) Names
    VEGAS
    Likes (Received)
    181

    Default Re: My husband the engineer

    Quote Originally Posted by Kim Sebastian n Oliver View Post
    that is funny, but did you ever go to the restaurant and eat?
    @Kim Sebastian n Oliver, no after that I think we pretty much "drank" our dinner , still had a great night!

  9. #9
    Rescue Volunteer Become a 4 Paw Member
    I Have Earned Community Veteran Status!
    Lacey28's Avatar
    Real Name
    Lacey
    Location
    Windsor Ontario Canada
    Posts
    1,871
    Bulldog(s) Names
    Silva and Stella
    Likes (Received)
    0

    Default Re: My husband the engineer

    All I have to say is... HAHAHAHA!!
    He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. - Anonymous

  10. #10
    BullyWood Movie Star Become a 4 Paw Member
    I Have Earned Community Veteran Status!
    Bella'sMom's Avatar
    Location
    Eau Claire WI
    Posts
    3,310
    Bulldog(s) Names
    Abby 13 (RIP), Bella (6), Betsy( RIP), Frenchie: Oliver
    Likes (Received)
    15

    Default Re: My husband the engineer

    too funny. Some of the smartest people I know are common sense dumb.

    Here is a funny one about our adopted daughter, Krystin. She was helping with dinner and was making Rice a Roni. (two boxes since all kids were home) When she put it on simmer and came to the pool. I asked her how long and she said. "50 mins." I was like holy cow, 50 mins. Geeze, I put the pork chops in too early. She responded "Yes,the box says 25mins and 2 boxes, 50 mins." Both Terri and I busted out laughing. I told her she was NEVER going to live this down.

    Always with me

  11. #11
    Lucy-licious
    Guest

    Default Re: My husband the engineer

    to be honest both comments sound like something I would say
    My husband could give you a million like these...hence why I dont let him on here

  12. #12
    ..........
    Real Name
    Karen
    Country
    England
    Location
    Grafton, OHIO
    Posts
    8,746
    Bulldog(s) Names
    Maggie (My Angel Baby 5/31/2012). Daddy (2 years). Linus (1year). Bella (4 years)
    Likes (Received)
    4

    Default Re: My husband the engineer

    That is just so funny ... and you're all right when you say it's the highly intelligent people who come out with stuff like that ......

Remove Ads

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •