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    @Bella'sMom, YOU SAID TISSUE'S-------TISSUE'S--------------other than that I can relate!! Except worse, I have always looked like my dad, but now I am ACTING like the very person I hated growing up, (Loved him when I moved out at 18)

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    @Lucylambchop, Thanks for bringing up cellulite... I think Im gonna go have a few drinks now, with some crackers and pepperoni, and listen to some Bryan Adams-Summer of 69 all by myself as my 14 year old daughter asks me -who is that??
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    Screw the crackers and pepperoni- we need a gallon of ice cream!!!

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    Sounds good @desertskybulldogs but it has to be made with rice milk for me or I'll have to get a new yoga class! Another thing you youngins have to look forward to is farting all of the time. It happens sometime in the early 50's, kinda goes along with menopause. And of course we're supposed to eat a lot of fiber...maybe BEANO would help, I haven't tried it. Actually I've rather enjoyed being almost able to keep up with my husband.

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    Oh Goooood!!!! Farting too?? Put me in a home now!!!!
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    Yes, those "walking farts" Larry the cable guy jokes about are no joke; and they come on without warning!

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    Mid Life Crisis? Nah!!!!!!!!!!! NO PROBLEMO HERE!!! You HAVE to grow old; You don't have to grow up!

    I'm 65 My kids are 31 & 37. I remarried 9 years ago and robbed the cradle. I am retired and spend most of my days with Princess Gracie. LIFE IS GOOD!!

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    I'm 38 now..it all went down hill from 30...when I saw the first gray hair. I was a skinny minnie all my life and could eat whatever I wanted and not gain a pound... Now I can't even look in the mirror cause my little waist went from a muffin top to a 6 tiered wedding cake My parents are both gone,no kids, all I do is work and clean...I need a strong alcoholic beverage...
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    @BruceP you crack me up!!!!!!

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    I have had gray hair since 18 so thats no big deal. The hardest is not being able to do things I used to, but that might be more due to the injury. I cant exercise because of it either, so here come the pounds. ick.

    I did get remarried almost a year ago to a younger man (4 years He calls me beautiful everyday. Says Im his best friend. So it took me 40 years to find a good one. So I guess I dont worry about getting old that much, just worry about getting better

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    But I will agree with the alcohol rofl

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    i'm right there with you @desertskybulldogs! i turn 38 this August and a few weeks ago i had seriously forgot how old i was. my memory is shot among most everything else you mentioned. lol aches and pains in my knees and feet shockingly remind me that i am getting old. it's harder to get in shape as my skin isn't as firm as it use to be. wish i had taken better care of my facial skin and used those tightening products. lol i will survive though...sometimes i have a moment or two by myself that i wish things were different but in all...i've enjoyed my life thus far.
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