What would this smell like?

[Jersey]

Not a detective emoji silly... just looking at your wick.

Awe c'mon. A detective emoji. Please. Surely not an Isuzu. Given your extensive education, I would expect a tad more professor.

 

[Jersey]

He's probably working on this one right now!!

Ahhhh @rjisaterp What does "while the cat's away,the rat will play" smell like?

 

[Manydogs]

We melt a vat of wax and pour it on [MENTION=11639]rjisaterp[/MENTION] 'cause he is wick ed! and I've heard(through his "hints" that he has a big deck!" ) but I will bet that he is prone to pumping things up!(uh oh,there I did it again!) [MENTION=8888]Jersey[/MENTION]

 

[Jersey]

Great Idea! Should we do it on his deck?

We melt a vat of wax and pour it on @rjisaterp 'cause he is wick ed! and I've heard(through his "hints" that he has a big deck!" ) but I will bet that he is prone to pumping things up!(uh oh,there I did it again!) @Jersey

 

[2BullyMama]

@Chunky White @Jersey @2BullyMama I have inside(poor choice of word) I have information that @rjisaterp has opened his own candle shop and is keeping it on the down low View attachment 103160Pssst-don't tell him that I let the wick out of the bag! shhhhh.......

 

[rjisaterp]

I hope you're not apologizing too me!! I don't take offense to much and have been at work so thats why I have been MIA on the forum.

The table wick sounds like something that would happen at a high school or college party. Sometimes I miss those days and other days I am glad they are in the past but still a memory

My thats sad comment was about the streets of any town smelling like pee and vomit. I have seen that too often in beautiful cities. Miami comes to mind

@Chunky White @Jersey @2BullyMama I have inside(poor choice of word) I have information that @rjisaterp has opened his own candle shop and is keeping it on the down low View attachment 103160Pssst-don't tell him that I let the wick out of the bag! shhhhh.......

Hmmmmmm..... He's probably using all the cool candle names we posted to sell his table candles! This must stop!! What should we do??? @Manydogs @2BullyMama @Chunky White??

Not a detective emoji silly... just looking at your wick.

We melt a vat of wax and pour it on @rjisaterp 'cause he is wick ed! and I've heard(through his "hints" that he has a big deck!" ) but I will bet that he is prone to pumping things up!(uh oh,there I did it again!) @Jersey

Oh my girls! Talking about my Big Deck and Big Wick...what are these covert terms or synonyms for a particular part of male anatomy in accordance with the prophecy? Do you have a drone flying around disguised a miniature junior aviator spying on me in the men's room or even in my house showering...drying off? Well, you ladies are going to have to watch out as you may not be able to explain the additional appendage that is growing out of me as a result of the combination of steroid and flu shots in accordance with the prophecy. Holy heavens! The next thing I will have the National Inquirer running me down for an interview. But the real interview should be of @Manydogs because she ran away an now lives out in the middle of nowhere with a bunch of animals. Getting away from it all as she puts it. Heck I should be there myself as I am referred to as a "filthy animal" in accordance with the prophecy. She occasionally receives some space pot from our out of the world friends. And they have good stuff. Heck that is why she never leaves the farm.

Oh and let us not forget to mention that @Jersey during lunchtime sits in her parked car pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. Bravo! I did this and it actually worked until a guy named Bubba came after me, took my imitation speed radar gun and broke it into smothering's. And then again when it is slow at work, @Jersey encourages her colleagues to join her in a little synchronizing chair dancing. OMG! What a sight!

Now folks for those who have just tuned in the number is 7-7-7--7 thousand. We have love here...love in the form of 24 operators that are just dying to know your Visa number. If you given...if you given, God loves you. So please add to my retirement fund. Because I do not want to sell candles. I just want to stay home with my Big Wick.

And [MENTION=14678]Chunky White[/MENTION] watch out for the aforementioned because they will get you into trouble...trust me. [MENTION=2894]2BullyMama[/MENTION] will tell you as well as [MENTION=9157]ddnene[/MENTION] who is on sabbatical.

 

[Manydogs]

Oh go ahead flick your Bic and light your wick,you think you're slick,but your just sick,what makes you tick? @rjisaterp

 

[Manydogs]

But I cannot lie,your quite a guy,if you could fly,I'd bake a pie and throw it high up in the sky and smack you right in your one big eye,and knock you luess,like dr. suess,I'll cook YOUR goose [MENTION=11639]rjisaterp[/MENTION]

 

[rjisaterp]

I hope you're not apologizing too me!! I don't take offense to much and have been at work so thats why I have been MIA on the forum.

The table wick sounds like something that would happen at a high school or college party. Sometimes I miss those days and other days I am glad they are in the past but still a memory

My thats sad comment was about the streets of any town smelling like pee and vomit. I have seen that too often in beautiful cities. Miami comes to mind

My gosh. You're a poet and don't know it...A rhyme every time....Get down Get funky.

@Chunky White @Jersey @2BullyMama I have inside(poor choice of word) I have information that @rjisaterp has opened his own candle shop and is keeping it on the down low View attachment 103160Pssst-don't tell him that I let the wick out of the bag! shhhhh.......

Hmmmmmm..... He's probably using all the cool candle names we posted to sell his table candles! This must stop!! What should we do??? @Manydogs @2BullyMama @Chunky White??

Not a detective emoji silly... just looking at your wick.

Oh go ahead flick your Bic and light your wick,you think you're slick,but your just sick,what makes you tick? @rjisaterp

But I cannot lie,your quite a guy,if you could fly,I'd bake a pie and throw it high up in the sky and smack you right in your one big eye,and knock you luess,like dr. suess,I'll cook YOUR goose @rjisaterp

 

[Chunky White]

Looks like another active day in the candle thread. LOL