A dear friend of mine was driving his girlfriend home when she doesn't want the night to end so she decides she wants to go to her friends house instead. Now this girlfriend lives in the opposite direction 30 minutes out of the way so he tells her that her friend is not on our way home. To persuade him, his girlfriend said that she would get naked for him if he drove to her girlfriends house. So what did my dear old friend say? You guessed it...he says OK I will and she takes off all of her clothes. Well to make a long story short, he was so busy looking at her that he gets involved in an accident and ends up pinning himself between the seat and the steering wheel. He could not move so he tells his girlfriend to go get some help and she replied that she did not have any clothes on. My friend said to his girlfriend to take my shoe so she could cover her private area and go get the help needed to pry him loose. She takes the shoe and runs to the nearest gas station. She gets the attention of the attendant and says, "HELP! My boyfriend is stuck! Can you please help us!?" The gas station attendant replies, "I'm sorry but I think he's too far in."
So Please everyone drive safely this weekend and avoid accidents.
Thanks and much Love,
Melissa - Ellie's Mom
I hate it when that happens!
yup happened to me too.
Hug your bully today
For Jakes sake it is difficult driving with my feet and texting at the same time.
Oh c'mon folks do as I say not as I do. Man is that hypocritical.
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Sounds like a good weekend minus the car wreck!!
Bulldog: Chunky White
Ok, let's take this point by point.
Bless their hearts. You're not allowed to say that unless you currently reside in "The South". So you're saying that 70 percent are saying the truth and the other 30 percent are not telling the truth. Bless your heart... the other 30% have their reasons, I'm sure.
For Jakes sake it is difficult driving with my feet and texting at the same time. Whoever this Jake fellow is maybe he would stay out of trouble if he tried texting with his feet.
Oh c'mon folks do as I say not as I do. Man is that hypocritical So true... bless your heart.
There is a part of your heart not alive until a bulldog has entered your life.
Nitschke (2004-2011) and Banks (2005-2014) -- My angels
Thank you for all the love, fun and teachings