Happy Friday Everyone
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Happy Friday @Vikinggirl Last Week........
Roger left for work on Friday morning. Friday was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire pay packet.
Finally, Roger appeared at home on Sunday night, and obviously he was confronted by his angry wife, Martha who castigated Roger for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.
Finally, Martha stopped the nagging and said to Roger, 'How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?'
Roger replied grimly, 'That would be fine with me.'
Monday went by and he didn't see his Martha. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.
By the Thursday, the swelling had gone down just enough so that Roger he could see Martha a little out of the corner of his left eye.
Roger left for work on Friday morning. Friday was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire pay packet.
Finally, Roger appeared at home on Sunday night, and obviously he was confronted by his angry wife, Martha who castigated Roger for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.
Finally, Martha stopped the nagging and said to Roger, 'How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?'
Roger replied grimly, 'That would be fine with me.'
Monday went by and he didn't see his Martha. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.
By the Thursday, the swelling had gone down just enough so that Roger he could see Martha a little out of the corner of his left eye.
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@Vikinggirl Happy Friday to you! Have a great week-end!
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Yes I bring the secret passions out of Martha.Hmmmmmmmmmm sounds to me like its possibly a TRUE story, eh Roger?!
It kind of reminds me of going to a Journey and Bruce Springsteen concert. They would spit into the audience and all the girls would swoom.....oooo.....aaaah. So I tried it. I came home and the wife was sleeping and I spat. Boy...did it bring out the secret passions...WHAP.....right upside my mug. I explained what I witnessed and I thought I could make her swoom and again.... WHAP! I don't do that anymore. [emoji28] Lol!
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@rjisaterp You forgot-Springsteen spits GOLD!!!! I remember him when he used to play in a bar in Asbury Park, N.J.!! (that's how old I am...!!) But I don't think HE remembers me 
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Did you swoom?@rjisaterp You forgot-Springsteen spits GOLD!!!! I remember him when he used to play in a bar in Asbury Park, N.J.!! (that's how old I am...!!) But I don't think HE remembers me
Any Friday that i don't have to work is a good Friday.
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Yeah I would "swoom" over that!
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