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OMG this freaking town is so boring. If it wasn't for the free flowing beer at night i think i would have already jumped in the nasty lookkng river outside of my hotel just for the sheer stupidity of if. O'well guess i will just drink another pint and think of being on a tropical island somewhere.
 

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I thought you and Jim were going to a baseball game?!! Lol [MENTION=7260]Chumley[/MENTION]
 

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Is this the Boston trip?
 

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The detail here in this thread reminds me of the computer game "Where in the Hell is Carmen San Diego." Or even find Waldo. So where in the Heck is @Marine91:yes:

I remember him telling us at some point he would be away and not on much this week... I'll have to try and find the thread
 

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[MENTION=8859]Marine91[/MENTION]

It was last Wednesday night, and I was sitting in my room watching television when the phone rang.

“Hello?” I said. A girl’s voice came over the line. “Can I speak to Ben, please?”

I live by myself, and my name definitely is not Ben. It was probably a wrong number and I was bored.

I replied, “I’m sorry, he’s not in right now. Can I take a message?”

“Do you know what time he’ll be back?” she responded.

“I think he said he’d be home around 10:00.”

Silence on the other end… a confused silence.

“Is this Steve?”

My name isn’t Steve, either. This was definitely a wrong number.

So I replied, “Yes, it is. Do you want to leave a message for Ben?”

“Well… he said he would be home tonight and asked me to call him,” she said in a slightly irritated voice.

I replied, “Well, he went out with Karen about an hour ago, and said that he would be back at 10:00.”

A shocked voice now: “Who’s Karen?!”

“The girl he went out with.”

“I know that! I mean… who is she?”

“I don’t know her last name. Look, do you want me to leave a message for Ben?”

“Yes… please do. Tell him to call me when he gets home.”

She was sounding pretty irate at this point, and I could hear her temper flaring.

“I sure will. Is this Jennifer?”

She exploded, “Who’s Jennifer?”

Apparently she wasn’t.

“Well… he’s going out with Jennifer at 10:00. I thought you were her. Sorry… it was an honest mistake.”

“Ben’s the one that’s made the mistake! Tell him that Alice called him and that she’s very upset and that I would like him to call me as soon as he gets home.”

I smiled and said, “Okay, I will… but Becky isn’t going to like this…”

**CLICK**
 

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@Marine91

It was last Wednesday night, and I was sitting in my room watching television when the phone rang.

“Hello?” I said. A girl’s voice came over the line. “Can I speak to Ben, please?”

I live by myself, and my name definitely is not Ben. It was probably a wrong number and I was bored.

I replied, “I’m sorry, he’s not in right now. Can I take a message?”

“Do you know what time he’ll be back?” she responded.

“I think he said he’d be home around 10:00.”

Silence on the other end… a confused silence.

“Is this Steve?”

My name isn’t Steve, either. This was definitely a wrong number.

So I replied, “Yes, it is. Do you want to leave a message for Ben?”

“Well… he said he would be home tonight and asked me to call him,” she said in a slightly irritated voice.

I replied, “Well, he went out with Karen about an hour ago, and said that he would be back at 10:00.”

A shocked voice now: “Who’s Karen?!”

“The girl he went out with.”

“I know that! I mean… who is she?”

“I don’t know her last name. Look, do you want me to leave a message for Ben?”

“Yes… please do. Tell him to call me when he gets home.”

She was sounding pretty irate at this point, and I could hear her temper flaring.

“I sure will. Is this Jennifer?”

She exploded, “Who’s Jennifer?”

Apparently she wasn’t.

“Well… he’s going out with Jennifer at 10:00. I thought you were her. Sorry… it was an honest mistake.”

“Ben’s the one that’s made the mistake! Tell him that Alice called him and that she’s very upset and that I would like him to call me as soon as he gets home.”

I smiled and said, “Okay, I will… but Becky isn’t going to like this…”

**CLICK**

PRICELESS.... i so hope that is a true story. :rofl:
 
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Lol... you all are a trip. I am stuck in Rochester, NY.
 
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Sorry Todd..nobody deserves to be stuck in Rochester! How long?
I head home Saturday morning. I do have to say that Dinosaur BBQ surprised me though. It wasn't too shabby.
 

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Lol... you all are a trip. I am stuck in Rochester, NY.


UGH... I was there for a long weeknd (wedding) about 10 yrs ago.,,,,, :facepalm:
 

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Lol... you all are a trip. I am stuck in Rochester, NY.

Rochester? Closest I can get to that is every other weekend in Utica, NY for 6 months. That was boring.


You Know You're From Rochester, NY When...
  • The only thing at the annual May Lilac Festival is snow.
  • The worst four-letter word you could say is "Fuji". (Rochester has Kodak)
  • You thought that you had figured out that alternate-parking thing, but wind up with a ticket anyway. (during winter you must park on alternating sides of the street to facilitate plowing)
  • Toronto is about 70 miles away, but it takes four hours to get there. (You have to deal with a lake (Ontario))
  • There's an 800 number to report a pothole in the road.
  • In a city where it snows at least 90 inches a year, they build a new sports stadium with no roof on it.
  • A musical comes to town 10 years after its Broadway premier and the entire town goes nuts!
  • You awaken from a deep sleep, look at the clock and see that it's 6:00, but you have no idea whether it's AM or PM.
  • More than 18 inches of snow falls overnight, but you never thought of NOT going to work. (Or school)
  • You are perplexed when friends from other cities come to visit and want to "see the sights".
  • There are places at the poles that seem to get more sunlight during the winter months than we do.
  • You define summer as three months of bad sledding.
  • Half the change in your pocket is Canadian, eh.
  • You believe that "down south" means Maryland.
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