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agingermom

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Oh. I would just like to say to Spanky -/// chief of the man haters club
I got in just after 1 am.
I had a good glow and there's no harm done.
It's just after 6 am and all is well in the carson household
I had faith in you. The rest of these people are rookies at drinking and partying!
 
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[MENTION=3123]agingermom[/MENTION]. If you ever let me out of those cabana tight shorts we could have parted. Now I see no future
 
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We would have ended up in prison! We are safer since we have a huge pond between us!

It's not bad spending a few hrs in police cells. We don't send crims to jail over here on the account the every jail is full. So party away.
I nearly went clubbing last night but it's as we say jail bait .... Just asking for trouble.
Yes another Scottish saying jail bait
 

agingermom

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It's not bad spending a few hrs in police cells. We don't send crims to jail over here on the account the every jail is full. So party away.
I nearly went clubbing last night but it's as we say jail bait .... Just asking for trouble.
Yes another Scottish saying jail bait
Jimmy, jail bait here is girls under 18 looking older and tempting older guys. Jail bait is bad, lol even for us cougars
 
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Oh. I won't use jail bait. Lol.
We don't really have cougars here. It's a shame.
 

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Oh. I won't use jail bait. Lol.
We don't really have cougars here. It's a shame.
well hell. I may have to introduce cougardom to England. Watch out Queen, the cougars are on the prowl. Rawrr Lol. :evil: Come on [MENTION=8741]Manydogs[/MENTION]
 
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We just have older women to try to hard to compete with young women wearing little or no clothes. They try the same but it's not a pretty site.
Mutton dressed as lamb.
 

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We just have older women to try to hard to compete with young women wearing little or no clothes. They try the same but it's not a pretty site.
Mutton dressed as lamb.
Omg! You are killing me! I am picturing this in my head. How will I count sheep now if they are dressed in tiny shirts and shorts with mutton tops. Bahaha. I crack myself up
 

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They're called doner kebabs here and seems to be the Turkish that own the shops, my granddaughter works in one and she looks odd as she is fair haired and they all wear burkas but not Brittney of course.
 

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well hell. I may have to introduce cougardom to England. Watch out Queen, the cougars are on the prowl. Rawrr Lol. :evil: Come on @Manydogs

OMG speaking of "Cougardom"… LOL Last weekend me & my girlfriends went to a bar called O'Connors. We drank some beers and were playing corn hole (it's like bean bag toss… LOL). Anyhoo this being a military town, ALL these soldiers were there… NO LIE we had a group of joe's (at least 25 yrs old) hitting on us!!! They were all SUPER nice, but we were cracking up… my friend Allison was like "Yeah we are old enough to be your MOTHERS" :ohmy: They seemed unfazed in the least… Lol
 

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