Martha f'n Stewart

[Roseann]

I have something to say. I hate Martha Stewart. She drives me nuts. I don't care one bit about anyone, celebrity or not. However, I just hate her. I hate her crafts and cooking and well just about everything. I've always had this feeling like I was less of a mom because I couldn't make all that crafty crap and bake made from scratch cakes and all that. Now I go to the pet store every chance I get for my baby Henry and what do I see? Martha Martha Martha!! Hubby hates dog things made in China. That really limits my choices. I was so desperate to find things for him, so I broke down and started looking at Martha crap. China China China! Every single thing. So now I hate hate hate her even more. Sorry, I sound like such a jerk.

 

[izstigspunks]

Maybe that's a sign that you should make his clothes? Hint hint.


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[2BullyMama]

Ah, does that feel better? For the record I do not like her either, just rubs me wrong.

 

[bullmama]

I bet that felt good to get off your chest.


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[Manydogs]

Well, maybe this will help. Since my printer/scanner is broken-can't show you. I have a wooden donkey, with jointed arms and legs, hanging on the wall and he is holding a sign that says " Martha doesn't live here, dumb A$$" How do you like them road apples?!!!

 

[dolphin]

Well, maybe this will help. Since my printer/scanner is broken-can't show you. I have a wooden donkey, with jointed arms and legs, hanging on the wall and he is holding a sign that says " Martha doesn't live here, dumb A$$" How do you like them road apples?!!!

 

[Manydogs]

Well duh!! I only had to take a picture----(too much brandy.....) Here is the Martha Stupid donkey for [MENTION=10908]Roseann[/MENTION]

 

[brutus77]

See this is one of the many things I love about EBN. No matter how kooky we sound, we can basically rant about anything we want and there is always a great positive response to our craziness and in this case a donkey picture to back it up. By the way, I feel exactly the same way. Even her voice makes me nuts.

 

[2BullyMama]

Well duh!! I only had to take a picture----(too much brandy.....) Here is the Martha Stupid donkey View attachment 68063for @Roseann

PRICELESS,!

 

[Roseann]

Ahh! Thanks guys! I love the donkey ! I'm so glad I'm not alone. And yes! I do feel better just saying it out loud. I love that I can say my crazy crap too! I feel like I just got a big 'ol hug!!

 

[Manydogs]