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    Hi,

    I just thought I'd share with you my favorite Christmas Cake Recipe. ..... ENJOY!!

    * 2 cups flour
    * 1 stick butter
    * 1 cup of water
    * 1 tsp baking soda
    * 1 cup of sugar
    * 1 tsp salt
    * 1 cup of brown sugar
    * Lemon juice
    * 4 large eggs
    * Nuts
    * 1 bottle of Whiskey
    * 2 cups of dried fruit

    Sample the whiskey to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the whiskey again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer.


    Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the whiskey is still OK. Try another cup... Just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and
    chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

    Pick the frigging fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner.. If the fried
    druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
    Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Check the whiskey.


    Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
    Add one spoontable lemon juice. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.


    Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degreedles and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window.

    Finish the whiskey and wipe counter with the cat.

    Take a taxi to supermarket and buy cake.

    Bingle Jells







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    Last edited by bullmama; 02-21-2011 at 02:10 PM.

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    Sounds great... what kind of nuts would you recommend and how do you "strain" them?

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    Mmmmm cake and whiskey, love it LOL

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    Thats my kind of cake!

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    LOL I love it!! Thanks for sharing!!

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    That is so funny!!
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    lol who needs the cake......
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    @KMARINO hey if you make this cake you'll stop stressing about the hump monster.

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    @LariP way ahead of you, I think I will just get drunk in front of all my guest and just sit and laugh like an idiot when he starts humping them!! My husband can tell me all about what he did and what I did the next day,

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    Sounds like a plan! Just don't have so much that you start humping your guests.

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    @KMARINO
    Don't forget to set up the video. Probably best to use a tripod for this occasion. I've learned the hard way about using a camera while intoxicated. No matter how little or how much. In this case, designate a sober videoer.

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    I was taking it seriously at first: The I got to the part about straining the nuts...
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