I'll tell because he doesn't like to remember the horror of the moment.
Ok we had a honeymoon/whirlpool suite with the "romance package"
The Romance package included several small boxes of chocolates including a couple small heart shaped assortment boxes on the night stands.
Anyway, we were lounging on the bed and I opened the box beside me and in it was what looked like a peanut butter cup. I'm not particularly fond of peanut butter cups so I "fed" it to Bruce.
Suddenly he jumped out of bed like a SHOT and ran to the bathroom and spit it out, all the while yelling It's poison, It's poison...because it actually was a coconut cup not a peanut butter cup.
It truly was hilarious...and dangit..I LOVE coconut cups.
But anyway he always tells everyone I tried to poison him on our wedding night ever since.