Cheesiest Jokes

Kassie

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May 15, 2012
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Rufus McGee
So I am sucker for cheesy jokes. I can't help it, they make me smile

Where does a King keep his armies?
-in his sleevies :ROFL:

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?
-he wanted to get a long little doggie:hahaha:


Lets hear yours!!!
 

JAKEISGREAT

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Mar 25, 2011
14,802
1,155
Southern California
Bulldog(s) Names
Jake
[MENTION=2014]JeannieCO[/MENTION]..come on girlfriend..this one is for YOU!.... :tease:


I just heard one and I can't remember it! :hissy: I'll be baaaaack!
 

JeannieCO

Queenie
Mar 11, 2011
12,680
873
Tip of the Mitt, Michigan
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USA
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Emma, Charlie, Milo, Peekaboo and Jack
@JeannieCO..come on girlfriend..this one is for YOU!.... :tease:


I just heard one and I can't remember it! :hissy: I'll be baaaaack!
Having memories issues are we? :peace2:


:jumpdance: :jumpdance: :jumpdance: :jumpdance:

Q.Why did the seagull fly over the sea?
A. Because if it flew over the bay it would have been a bagel.

Q. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
A. “Where’s pop corn?”

yo mama is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says to be continued.


knock knock
who’s there?
yo mama
yo mama who?
seriously its yo mama open the darn door

Q. What do u call cheese that’s not yours?
A. NACHO CHEESE!!!

Q: Diner: I can't eat this chicken. Call the manager.
A: Waiter: It's no use. He can't eat it either.

Q: Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?
A: The outside.

Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A: A walkie-talkie, of course.

Q: Have you heard of that disease that you get from kissing birds?
A: Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. I hear it's untweetable.

Q: Why don't they play poker in the jungle?
A: Too many cheetahs.

Q: What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
A: One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause.

Q: Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?
A: To the retail store.

Q: What kind of dog tells time?
A: A watch dog.
 

kazzy220

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Jul 31, 2010
8,556
441
Grafton, OHIO
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England
Bulldog(s) Names
Maggie (My Angel Baby 5/31/2012). Daddy (2 years). Linus (1year). Bella (4 years)
Gawwwwd help us!!!!! :faint:
 

bullmama

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Jan 28, 2010
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Tucson, Arizona
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USA
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The Home of the Desert Sky Pack
This one my son told me years ago.

You're mamma is so stupid she has to put lipstick on her forehead so she can make-up her mind!


Sent from my iPod touch using Tapatalk :)
 

agingermom

ink-a-licious redhead bully mama
Aug 31, 2011
4,243
439
Washington State
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USA
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Arnold Schwarzenegger and Miss Bertha Bacon and Petey Herman (Frenchie)
What is brown and Sticky? A stick!!! :loco:
 

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