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    Default Dear Abby

    I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision.

    I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

    I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive, although I can hear a car setting off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

    Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson Lowrider next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she comes home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the rocker boxes on my engine seem to be leaking a little oil.

    Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

    Thanks,
    HarleyMan

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    OMG....I have to have my bf read this!!! He has a Harley, he'll appreciate that!

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    Default Re: Dear Abby

    omg thats hilarious and sadly so true

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    LMAO too funny

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    I'd say if he doesn't know how to work on his Harley he better take it to the shop. BAHAHAHAHA
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    Default Re: Dear Abby

    Funny!

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    Too funny!

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    oh good lord.... you had me right to the last sentence and I'm thinking the whole time -- why the heck is she posting this here......
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    Ummmmm..here I was expecting a love letter to Abby..the Oyyyyyyyyyyy!

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    I shared that with Jordan and he starting cracking up!

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    THAT is too funny!!!!!!

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    That is hilarious!

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