You guys found my second identity!!! Now I'm as old as....YODA!!!!!!! Darn it guys.... I guess I knew I couldn't fool ya too long.
Ask the experimenters why they experiment on animals, and the answer is: "Because the animals are like us." Ask the experimenters why it is morally okay to experiment on animals, and the answer is: "Because the animals are not like us." Animal experimentation rests on a logical contradiction. ~Charles R. Magel