What is the funniest bulldog name you ever heard?

[bullmama]

What is the funniest bulldog name you have ever heard? Or even a different breed?

[LisaRN]

Mr. Michaels... I have to just tell the quick story on our shih tzu .. Milo. When we got him, we all wanted Milo except my one daughter - Jenna. She was about 6 at the time, and she wanted to name him "cookie". We told her that we would make his middle name "cookie". She was so happy and we were relieved we wouldn't have a boy dog named Cookie. Anyhow, at his first vet visit, some lady came up to my husband and said "oh, what a cute dog, what is his name"? Jenna pipes up "Milo Cookie (my last name)" Jenna never stopped calling him Milo Cookie..so we often refer to him as Milo Cookie..or even worse "Mr Cookie" We rarely call him Milo!

[cali~jenn]

milo Cookie, thats funny. I am bad at rembering names that I hear but we found a chihuahua and kept him until we could find his owners a while back. I was calling him houdini because this boy could climb our fence and just wanted to leave and go home I suppose but he had been out for so long running around I wa safraid to set him free. We had tried every typical name you would think that a chihuahuha would have and couldnt figure it out. Anyhow after about 3 days of waiting, FINALLY the owner called looking for him and guess what his name was? GUS! Who names thei chihuahua GUS?!?! lol. SO didnt fit, I liked my name better. haha

[rikkiderr]

Well it's not a bulldog but my girlfriend had a cat named Baby Justin Meowbert.

[TessaAndSamson]

Not to brag but I love the names we gave our dogs. Samson is registered as Samson AKA Sammy Two Tone. Loki my beagle is registered as Loki AKA Mr. Beaglesworth.

[mammyglicks]

I like mine too, registered as Harper's Red Bear an (purposely spelled that way to sound like baron but using Bear) his litter name was slug which my first thought was ammo but then if you think about it... My beagle's name is Rockefellar and my lab we lost in November was Woodrow Wilson

However I love all the names on this board. I was looking for puppies the other day. This gorgeous bully puppy all white was named Bear Butt.
That made me laugh.

[sheshistory]

I ran into a bulldog birthday party walking home from the Library of Congress in Washington DC on a research trip. There was one particularly good looking bullie who went by the name of Ulysses S Grant. I still find that pretty darn amusing.

[Gertie's Mom]

I have a friend who lives in Yucaipa, Ca. She breeds Bullies and she has a female she calls Sweetie. For some reason, I just can't make "Sweetie" fit a Bulldog!

[Libra926]

I know of a bulldog who's AKC name is "Addicted 2 Twinkies"

[ohiostatebulldogs]

Skinny! lol yea right~

[SonoftheSea]

Bono's sister (living with the breeder) is named FUNNY

[Bacon]

I named by Bully Bacon, just seemed like a good bulldog name :p