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kim n the guys

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Sebastian and Oliver inserted some kind of GPS tracker inside of me. If I get any further than 5 feet away from them this is what I picture going on inside their brains. You know those old prison break movies - you know what I'm talking about where someone jumps the wall and all of a sudden there are these big, bright lights sweeping over the yard while a really loud siren is going off and then you hear "Warning, the perimeter has been breached, send out the dogs!" :laugh:
 

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Ya they do love to be with you, Buddy is my shadow.
 
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aww but mummy they Love Love Love you.
Lucy's pretty much stuck to me too :heart:
 

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I remember when I could shower/bathe by myself... They will poke their heads in to see if I'm ok.
 
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kim n the guys

kim n the guys

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I remember when I could shower/bathe by myself... They will poke their heads in to see if I'm ok.

not only will the boys poke their heads in, they will jump up on the edge of the tub and bark and whine at me till I get out and then all they want to do is lick the water off of my legs. The other day, Sebastian even got a lick in while I was shaving my leg, I wonder how that tasted?
 

KMARINO

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VEGAS and REBEL
I remember the days where I could walk across my tile kitchen floor with out slipping and falling, going to the bathroom and not having a dog use my pulled down pants as a hammock while I am going, having brown furniture with no slobber marks, could leave my plate of food on the coffee table and go get a drink....and you know what? I would not change a damn thing!!! :heart::bully:
 

kazzy220

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Without knowing how or when it happened ... I now use the bathroom and don't close the door. :lmao:
 
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kim n the guys

kim n the guys

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Without knowing how or when it happened ... I now use the bathroom and don't close the door. :lmao:

God forbid I should close the door! Sebastian will stand outside of it and bark and if it's just pushed but not latched, Oliver will just butt his big head into it and come on in. I'm thinking we should have named Oliver "Chewbacca" because he doesn't bark, but when he talks he sounds just like a wookie.
 

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God forbid I should close the door! Sebastian will stand outside of it and bark and if it's just pushed but not latched, Oliver will just butt his big head into it and come on in. I'm thinking we should have named Oliver "Chewbacca" because he doesn't bark, but when he talks he sounds just like a wookie.

Lex does the chewbAcca growl when he is ready to start his day in the mornings. I posted a video of him doing it one morning lol... The word "closed doors" is not in our vocabulary at the house! Actually I think the only reason we have doors is for the people that visit!
 
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Lex does the chewbAcca growl when he is ready to start his day in the mornings. I posted a video of him doing it one morning lol... The word "closed doors" is not in our vocabulary at the house! Actually I think the only reason we have doors is for the people that visit!

Lucy will follow visitors too :eek:
 

BruceP

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I remember the days where I could walk across my tile kitchen floor with out slipping and falling, going to the bathroom and not having a dog use my pulled down pants as a hammock while I am going, having brown furniture with no slobber marks, could leave my plate of food on the coffee table and go get a drink....and you know what? I would not change a damn thing!!! :heart::bully:


Amen :heart::heart::heart::bully:
 

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