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    Default Umm ... funny and dumb Q of the day ...

    Do dogs have wet dreams?

    On Saturday, I had eggs cooked over easy with toast for breakfast and ate on the couch beside a sleeping Stiggy. I rested my plate on a comforter that was covering my lap while eating. When I was done, I noticed an egg-yolky looking stain on my black t-shirt. I looked at the comforter and saw a part of it had the same looking blotch, but larger in size. Seeing as it's not uncommon for me to spill some of my food , I brushed it off as being egg-yolk from my breakfast. But later that day, while giving Stig a butt rub, I noticed the same looking spot on the carpet where he was sitting.

    Do you think that blot of yellowish gook from the morning could have been from him?
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    Just sayin

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    Default Re: Umm ... funny and dumb Q of the day ...

    Quote Originally Posted by JAKEISGREAT View Post



    Just sayin
    Cook some eggs either sunny side up or over easy and spread the yolk on some clothing. It really did look like that. lol.

    Now I can't look at eggs the same ...

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    Default Re: Umm ... funny and dumb Q of the day ...

    Ewwwwww! I barely liked eggs...now I think I will aren't males "special"

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    Has to be...Bruno is 1yr and 6 months...not fixed and he " stains " my floors all the time. I have white tile downstairs and wood floor upstairs. I see the yellow stains all over. His bed is a mess too! I wash it every two days without fail.
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    Default Re: Umm ... funny and dumb Q of the day ...

    Thanks for reminding me... need to make Moe's snip appt

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    SO glad that both my boys have been snipped!!!!!

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    Don't they exude a little lubricant naturally? Wilson is not fixed so he has a little bit sometimes which because he's kind of "hairy" even underneath it may stick to his fur which is why I give him a complete wipe down underneath. Louie is fixed and he never shows any "stuff" down there but then again he has no fur on his underside.
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    I don't know about any fur-males, but Bella will stain a yellowy spot when her anal glands are nice and ripe!

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    Wow, something I never noticed before we fixed Cutty thankfully.
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    Okay, this is hilarious! lol Do fixed boys ever have any problems of this sort, or does the snip take care of it?

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    Default Re: Umm ... funny and dumb Q of the day ...

    Gator will get some yellowy stuff when his glands need done too. GAROSS.

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