All sounds like typical bully stuff! Once they get past that 2 year mark they turn into that lazy bully adult. All that sounds like just another day in my life with my Samson even the snot all over, even sometimes in my face Fixing him should (but not always) help with the peeing/marking in the house, when they are neutered as pups it really helps stop it before it starts. He will always shoot snot everywhere, always spend his days just peeing, pooing and sleeping with an occassional burst of energy. Samson doesn’t shart per say but he often poos and some is still left on his booty so if I don’t catch it before he sits down it may end up on the couch, his dog bed, the lazy boy, etc so yup just another bully thing. Maybe you just don't like bullys, I say that because basically it seems like you don't like all the things that bullys do. I HATE to say it but maybe you should find him a new home, otherwise you will be unhappy (it sounds like) and you will just end up resenting your bully more and more which is in my opinion is not fair to your bully because all a bully really lives for is human companionship, love and acceptance. If you do decide to find a new home for him PLEASE PLEASE choose wisely or contact your local bully rescue to have them do it for you. The bulldog just isn’t the right dog for a lot of people so I would hate for you to find a home for him that again doesn’t work out then he just ends up being passed from home to home his whole life.