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    Default A Poem for New Puppy Owners -- Judith Belsham Singer

    Don't smell crotches,
    Don't eat plants.
    Don't steal food
    Or underpants.

    Don't eat my socks,
    Don't grab my hair. . .
    DON'T RIP THE STUFFING
    FROM THAT CHAIR!

    Don't eat those peas!
    Don't touch that bush!
    Don't chew my shoes. . .
    What IS that mush?

    Eat your cookie,
    Drink your drink,
    Outta the toilet!
    Outta the sink!

    AWAY FROM THE CAT BOX,
    IT'S FOR THE CAT!
    (And MUST you kiss me
    After that???)

    Yes, raising a puppy,
    Is not for the lazy.
    Though puppies are funny,
    They're also quite crazy.

    But don't despair
    Though its toil and strife,
    After 3 years
    You'll get back your life!

    So, let's go for "walkies,"
    You can "do your thing"
    (And perhaps I'll get back
    MY GOOD DIAMOND RING!)
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    Default Re: A Poem for New Puppy Owners -- Author Unknown

    Lol how did this get overlooked??? What a cute poem! Where was I that I did not see it?

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    Default Re: A Poem for New Puppy Owners -- Author Unknown

    I think I have actually said at least half of these things to Dozer.
    If tears could build a staircase and happy memories a lane, I could walk right up to Heaven and bring you home again!

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