Isn't Hills wonderfull ?!

oscarmayer

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The idiot(s) that came up with this idea will probably get a raise. In the board room...I can hear the discussion now...

Bob: We have to somehow get ahead of this dire situation that's totally not our fault.
Suzie: Yeah lets figure a way to do it that will keep our products on the shelves of Vet offices.
Stephan: How about we just BRIBE the Vets.
Abe: But, the pets and their owners, what about them?
Risk Management moron: What about them?
Ronaldo: I think $1000 should do it.
Clerd: No, that's way too much, $500 at most.
Darla: But only if they agree to a 10 year purchase contract.
Altogether: YES! WE ARE BRILLIANT!
VP Dick: It's settled then. Rob, hows that new food recipe coming along, the one that's 90% tree bark? I hear hear good things are going on in R&D.
 

helsonwheels

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Basically Hills don’t want to be sued by Vets cause vets since they do get a payback to sell the crap to pet owner. Now if pet owners were smart, they should sue the vets for that $500 plus the rest of the health bill AND sue Hill for having killed their pet! Kill 2 birds with one stone as we say!
 

ddnene

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Hmmm... not surprised at all. The ONLY time I bought Hills was when I had Midi, he was my diabetic cat. The food literally cost us a fortune...
 

helsonwheels

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Hmmm... not surprised at all. The ONLY time I bought Hills was when I had Midi, he was my diabetic cat. The food literally cost us a fortune...

For any diabetic pet, simply feed 100% raw. All carbs needs to be removed. Same carb rule for humans. You’ll be med free.
 

oscarmayer

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For any diabetic pet, simply feed 100% raw. ...Same carb rule for humans.
Every Tuesday night we eat raw...as in raw Tuna Poke. My fave meal of the week...It's awesome!

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