WARNING: poopy post! ;-)

MeShell

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Alright ā€” this post might be TMI, but Mavis sometimes does something hilarious when she poops and I just had to share.

As with most bullies she canā€™t see her rear, so when sheā€™s squatting to do a #2 she strains her head from side to side as if sheā€™s trying to see back there. I just picture the following monologue in her giant head:
ā€œHey, poop! Lemme see! I wanna know what you are doing to ME?!? I feel you back there so SHOW ME WHAT YOU DO!!ā€

Anyway, sheā€™s just fascinated by her own BMs.
:poo: :ponder:
 

Lalaloopsie

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Yeah, these goofy heads are so funny in everything they do! My Tank loves to mount his butt on some bush to poop, seems like he would enjoy to do his N2 sitting on the toilet bowl:). And as he sometimes moves a bit when producing a poop, it hangs on the bush, like a garland:ashamed: then Mom has to clean poor assaulted bush!
 

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:laugh: if that's not the darndest thing!!! You can just about 'see' her thinking... lol what is it about these guys that brings all this adorable weirdness into them that even them pooping can give us a laugh.... ;) Pretty darn cute!!
 
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Yeah, these goofy heads are so funny in everything they do! My Tank loves to mount his butt on some bush to poop, seems like he would enjoy to do his N2 sitting on the toilet bowl:). And as he sometimes moves a bit when producing a poop, it hangs on the bush, like a garland:ashamed: then Mom has to clean poor assaulted bush!

Maybe there is secret conspiracy between all the bulldogs out there to control us with poop. They have semi-annual meetings and their motto is: "Once they laugh at your doody, you're theirs for eternity."
 

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Maybe there is secret conspiracy between all the bulldogs out there to control us with poop. They have semi-annual meetings and their motto is: "Once they laugh at your doody, you're theirs for eternity."

oh NO,,,, I'm an eternal lover of bulldogs for sure... who woulda known the power is in the poop... ;0
 

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oh NO,,,, I'm an eternal lover of bulldogs for sure... who woulda known the power is in the poop... ;0

As soon as Daphne finishes pooping, she barrels away from it, running as fast as she can, blasts through the doggie door and runs into the house. She acts like the poop might jump up and try to crawl back into her. You can't imagine how fast this fat girl can run..
 

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so freakin true.... Lambeau takes off running when done like something is going to 'eat him'. Gets done running and stands looking at where he dropped the :poo: like, "is it coming after me"!!! They are such clowns
 

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Diesel kicks like crazy after wards then runs away from it!!


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Monty likes to park his butt in the bushes sometimes. It makes me wince when he does it in the rose bushes though! Chumly was the same but not so keen on the rose bush! Monty used to have the post-poo zoomies but doesn't do it so much anymore. He probably got fed up with my dachshund barking in his ear and attacking him. He absolutely hates to see Monty run for some reason.
 

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Chunky takes one step away then kicks up the grass like he is burying it then jogs off. He is usually staring at me like don't stare at me while I poop and I just laugh at him
 
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Oh the irony... posts in this thread has moved me from a "Newbie" to a "Pooper Scooper"
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Yeah, these goofy heads are so funny in everything they do! My Tank loves to mount his butt on some bush to poop, seems like he would enjoy to do his N2 sitting on the toilet bowl:). And as he sometimes moves a bit when producing a poop, it hangs on the bush, like a garland:ashamed: then Mom has to clean poor assaulted bush!

I just hope the bush is not Poison Ivy. Yikes!
 

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Louie likes to take a step backward, right into it.


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Louie likes to take a step backward, right into it.


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