A couple of years ago I bought a Black Cherry scented candle...

oscarmayer · Feb 9, 2017

I don't really light it up very often so it sits on the table unused. It has a pleasing and lightly sweet smell. I like cherry.
I do not like the smell of Bulldog farts. When the smell of a BDF hits me it's too late to light the candle, the damage is done, eyes water, nose hairs singed, face gets all twisted...ugh. Besides, attempting to light the candle might cause an explosion. Depending on which Bulldog, that explosion could be epic.
Sometimes, after a couple of drinks I get to thinking, like right now. What if...
say...I was to melt that candle down and figure out a way to make some cherry scented suppositories, and I could talk Sandy into inserting them into the respective odoriferous subjects.
Every Bulldog fart would be like lighting that candle...black cherry...hmmm....nice. Sheer genius!
The only caveat is...if they work as well as I hope, she'll reserve one for me!

Hankster · Feb 9, 2017

hahahaha!! it was all going good and then........................ you might not care for it to much now would ya lololol

Jersey · Feb 9, 2017

harveyspecter · Feb 10, 2017

i believe you got it figured out. :bravo:

Manydogs · Feb 10, 2017

BullyPotato · Feb 10, 2017

Well, this is a new one but I have seen charcoal filter underwear for farty people so maybe you can make butt filter undies for dogs too! LOL. For real though, and this may sound like an infomercial, after I started both my bullies on adding powder probiotics & coconut oil to their food it cut their farts down by like 80% after a few weeks...I didn't expect it to work but it really has (unless they get into eating something weird other than their food and then watch out again)... I also have a air purifier for my bedroom which works wonders...