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    Quote Originally Posted by MFrey2012 View Post
    Found this pimplish bump on Ellies girl parts??

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    As far as the pimple is concerned , keep it clean and keep a eye on if it grows Melissa , when it is so close to important parts I would be off to a vet within a week, unfortunately I have way to much experience with lumps on my guys so i do not fool with them , but I would wait a week to see if it grows . It could be as easy as a ingrown hair that has got infected in that area ok , keep us posted Please
    YOU MIGHT BE A BULLDOG IF...

    ...everyone else in a room with you is pinching their noses
    ...you snore like a chain saw.
    ...it takes too much energy to beg
    ...your snore is louder than your bark
    ...you have never seen your tail...what is a tail anyways?
    ...you're the loudest snorer in the house.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rjisaterp View Post
    My name is Mr. Rogers and today boys and girls we are going to do some wonderful experiments that you too can do around the house. But first let me take my medication. It makes the day go by a whole lot slower. Oh my that wasn't water but more like Rum. As I mentioned boys and girls you too can do these wonderful experiments. We are going to put Mr. Hampster in the Microwave. Booooooop. Pop goes the weasel. Can you say severe radiation? (pause) Nice try. Yes I know that was sick. But the world is full of atrophy. Can you say atrophy? (pause) Nice try. Oh look! It's Mr. Postman and he brought me a package. Oh it's my package from Frederick's. Yesterday he brought me my package from Columbia. But that's the only way I can tolerate you little craps. Have a Nice Day boys and girls.

    Sorry. Mental backup in progress - do not disturb. Yes that's right. Mind like a steel trap its just rusty and illegal in 39 states.
    You have waaaaaay to much time on your hands! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by rjisaterp View Post
    Yes. Just mention porn and we come running. Just think about going clubbing and dancing. Dancing is a perpendicular expression of horizontal desire. So drink until she is cute but stop before the wedding.
    Wait one
    Who came running and tagged the innocent ?
    Now explain Twerking to Me please ???????
    " So drink until she is cute but stop before the wedding." ahhh ugly girl contests .......
    lol Love ya Roger we have to get together
    YOU MIGHT BE A BULLDOG IF...

    ...everyone else in a room with you is pinching their noses
    ...you snore like a chain saw.
    ...it takes too much energy to beg
    ...your snore is louder than your bark
    ...you have never seen your tail...what is a tail anyways?
    ...you're the loudest snorer in the house.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NewEnglandBully View Post
    What is going on here - I leave for a few days and come back to Porn, Twerking and the most perverse Mr. Rogers scenario JEEPUZ

    Hi Laurie welcome back. I can't find my keys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by natski282 View Post
    I want to state here and NOW I was told by the usual suspect to READ THIS THREAD ok so do not start on ME

    Now I need "TWERKING" explained to Me what is it ? how is it done ? are there books on the subject or maybe vids ?
    Should I wear a aluminium hat while watching ? Do you need two to do it or will one suffice ?
    Hi Nat. Here is what I found out from ask @Jersey .com or Wiki-Jersey....twerking (/ˈtwɜːrkɪŋ/) is a type of dancing in which an individual, often female, moves to music in a sexually provocative manner involving thrusting hip movements and a low squatting stance. Twerking is also known as "booty shaking," "p-poppin," or and "bounce" depending on the context.

    I hope this helps.
    @ddnene is who usually tags me to read threads.....who is your suspect @2BullyMama is my bet as she usually has her thumb on the pulse of EBN.

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    Hey Laurie! Welcome back! Yeah, a lot can happen in a few days... when @rjisaterp breaks out Mr Rogers... well, let's just say no good can come of it and he's likely to start flashing his red speedos!.


    Quote Originally Posted by NewEnglandBully View Post
    What is going on here - I leave for a few days and come back to Porn, Twerking and the most perverse Mr. Rogers scenario JEEPUZ

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    Quote Originally Posted by rjisaterp View Post
    Hi Nat. Here is what I found out from ask @Jersey .com or Wiki-Jersey....twerking (/ˈtwɜːrkɪŋ/) is a type of dancing in which an individual, often female, moves to music in a sexually provocative manner involving thrusting hip movements and a low squatting stance. Twerking is also known as "booty shaking," "p-poppin," or and "bounce" depending on the context.

    I hope this helps.
    @<u><a href="http://www.englishbulldognews.com/forums/member.php?u=9157" target="_blank">ddnene</a></u> is who usually tags me to read threads.....who is your suspect @<u><a href="http://www.englishbulldognews.com/forums/member.php?u=2894" target="_blank">2BullyMama</a></u> is my bet as she usually has her thumb on the pulse of EBN.

    Best description ever!! LOL
    @<u><a href="http://www.englishbulldognews.com/forums/member.php?u=8958" target="_blank">natski282</a></u> go to youtube and type in twerking and you will see what it is.


    Here is some animal twerking for you!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Chunky White View Post
    Best description ever!! LOL
    @<u><a href="http://www.englishbulldognews.com/forums/member.php?u=8958" target="_blank">natski282</a></u> go to youtube and type in twerking and you will see what it is.


    Here is some animal twerking for you!!


    @ddnene computer died and she can not get Tapatalk loaded on her phone but if she were here she'd had tagged all you too


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    seems to have got red inside...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MFrey2012 View Post


    seems to have got red inside...

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    Ouch... does it look like it broke open at all?


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    Quote Originally Posted by 2BullyMama View Post
    Ouch... does it look like it broke open at all?


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    nope...

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2BullyMama View Post

    @ddnene computer died and she can not get Tapatalk loaded on her phone but if she were here she'd had tagged all you too


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    Yea I hate when that happens....probably from watching too many twerking videos.

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