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    Quote Originally Posted by 2BullyMama View Post
    don't play innocent
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    Well she did mention porn

    I thought it would be a cute pic of Ellie and had no idea we were looking at pimples

    First we get bulldog twerking and now porn in one week. Things are changing around here
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    .... how did I know this would be a response from you?
    My name is Mr. Rogers and today boys and girls we are going to do some wonderful experiments that you too can do around the house. But first let me take my medication. It makes the day go by a whole lot slower. Oh my that wasn't water but more like Rum. As I mentioned boys and girls you too can do these wonderful experiments. We are going to put Mr. Hampster in the Microwave. Booooooop. Pop goes the weasel. Can you say severe radiation? (pause) Nice try. Yes I know that was sick. But the world is full of atrophy. Can you say atrophy? (pause) Nice try. Oh look! It's Mr. Postman and he brought me a package. Oh it's my package from Frederick's. Yesterday he brought me my package from Columbia. But that's the only way I can tolerate you little craps. Have a Nice Day boys and girls.

    Sorry. Mental backup in progress - do not disturb. Yes that's right. Mind like a steel trap its just rusty and illegal in 39 states.

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    Poor little Ellie! If she only knew what her "girl parts" had prompted!
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    American Cocker Spaniel, DOB: September 25, 2010, rescued June 1, 2011

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chunky White View Post
    Well she did mention porn

    I thought it would be a cute pic of Ellie and had no idea we were looking at pimples

    First we get bulldog twerking and now porn in one week. Things are changing around here

    Well Lets hope she didn't get her pimple from twerking!! -


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    Quote Originally Posted by 2BullyMama View Post
    She did lure you all here, didn't she @MFrey2012 you started this
    - Oppsssee - nothing like stirring up some good fun/trouble....


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kalyn View Post
    Poor little Ellie! If she only knew what her "girl parts" had prompted!
    Yes. Just mention porn and we come running. Just think about going clubbing and dancing. Dancing is a perpendicular expression of horizontal desire. So drink until she is cute but stop before the wedding.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MFrey2012 View Post
    - Oppsssee - nothing like stirring up some good fun/trouble....
    Miss Ellie, do you see what your mommy started? And what about Aunt @2BullyMama instigating the situation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MFrey2012 View Post
    - Oppsssee - nothing like stirring up some good fun/trouble....
    The phrases of twerking and porn probably has Miss @Jersey lurking behind the scenes.

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    [QUOTE=rjisaterp;685221 Dancing is a perpendicular expression of horizontal desire. So drink until she is cute but stop before the wedding.[/QUOTE]

    Good One!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by rjisaterp View Post
    Yes. Just mention porn and we come running. Just think about going clubbing and dancing. Dancing is a perpendicular expression of horizontal desire. So drink until she is cute but stop before the wedding.

    LOL... soooooooooooooo very true! Kick 'em to the curb the next morning!
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    What is going on here - I leave for a few days and come back to Porn, Twerking and the most perverse Mr. Rogers scenario JEEPUZ

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2BullyMama View Post
    We notice the strangest things on this babies, right? Who else do you know would even think to look there when their dog is stretching ???
    its cause we can not keep our hands off them or they do not give us a choice or BOTH
    YOU MIGHT BE A BULLDOG IF...

    ...everyone else in a room with you is pinching their noses
    ...you snore like a chain saw.
    ...it takes too much energy to beg
    ...your snore is louder than your bark
    ...you have never seen your tail...what is a tail anyways?
    ...you're the loudest snorer in the house.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chunky White View Post
    Well she did mention porn

    I thought it would be a cute pic of Ellie and had no idea we were looking at pimples

    First we get bulldog twerking and now porn in one week. Things are changing around here
    I want to state here and NOW I was told by the usual suspect to READ THIS THREAD ok so do not start on ME

    Now I need "TWERKING" explained to Me what is it ? how is it done ? are there books on the subject or maybe vids ?
    Should I wear a aluminium hat while watching ? Do you need two to do it or will one suffice ?
    YOU MIGHT BE A BULLDOG IF...

    ...everyone else in a room with you is pinching their noses
    ...you snore like a chain saw.
    ...it takes too much energy to beg
    ...your snore is louder than your bark
    ...you have never seen your tail...what is a tail anyways?
    ...you're the loudest snorer in the house.

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