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    EBN is always here to help everyone with their sick bullies. For sure thank you isn't enough...

    So, let us hear what ONE thing your bully does all the time that just makes you laugh. Yes im sure there are tons of things but there must be one specific thing your fur ball does everyday that cracks you up.

    Ok so for Nyala, it's when im sitting down to eat. She will NEVER and I mean NEVER stare if you are eating BUT while your head is turned for that split second she looks "without" moving her head, she looks with the evil eye side ways. So it's like watching a tennis match. I look at her, she looks straight in front of her, I look away, I feel that side evil eye staring, I turn my head in a flash the little bugger still hasn't moved her head a dam inch! She's god dam good. Da eye gets me each time. What a tennis match!

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    Lol. So cute. Blossom runs up to people and then flops on her back on top of their feet and waits for a belly rub. When she is at home she does the same thing, but if you don't keep petting her, or rub her belly, she touches you with her paw as if to say don't stop. Dozed doesn't like to walk too much, so he often just stops, drops to the ground with all his legs sprawled out, and just refuses to walk. Nothing will make him move, lol. It's especially funny when he does it in the middle of the intersection while you're trying to cross the road. (Not) lol. People always laugh no point, or they roll down the window, and ask if he's okay.
    LEARN A LESSON FROM YOUR DOG, NO MATTER WHAT LIFE BRINGS YOU, KICK SOME GRASS OVER THAT AND MOVE ON.

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    ELMO DOES A SWEET THING. WHEN WE COME HOME ELMO GREETS US AT THE GATE, THEN WHEN WE GO INSIDE HE MAKES A RUNNING START WITH HIS HEAD TILTED TO THE SIDE TO JUMP UP ON US, IT IS SO PRECIOUS. HE TILTS HIS HEAD EVERY TIME. I JUST LOVE MY ELMO BOY SO MUCH.

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    The awaking..............
    Soon as I start to be conscious and waking from sleep Her Highness is right there doing the ultimate body wiggle right in My face , ya get about 3 mins of that then once her dried out leather like tongue from sleep is moistened ya get the Mad Bully licking session ( who needs a shower in the morning ). Then there all awake , you feel the pouncing of 4 other dogs on the bed everything from the 110lb Odin to the 3 legged Nelli ( guess where her only front leg lands in her excitement , YEP right there ). Rosie then takes up the defensive position and tries to shoo them all off the bed lol and they run too lol . I then start My day and try to as a cripple get out of the bed in a doubled over form dripping in Bully morning goop and try and get to the washroom without more damage done ! It all changes if during the night I have a bad dream, Rosie goes into concerned parent mode and will not even let The Prettyone get close to Me she has to yell to wake Me lol . Meh I love her Rosie is My girl .
    YOU MIGHT BE A BULLDOG IF...

    ...everyone else in a room with you is pinching their noses
    ...you snore like a chain saw.
    ...it takes too much energy to beg
    ...your snore is louder than your bark
    ...you have never seen your tail...what is a tail anyways?
    ...you're the loudest snorer in the house.

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    Brutus will wiggle his entire body in greeting to us and we have to love on him immediately upon entering the house. At night during tv time, Frankie will settle into the side of you and rest his head on your chest/shoulder kind of like saying "we survived another day"! He is so precious. Jack is just adorable and when he runs his 42 pound head bobs up and down and his little ears flop up and down. It really is the cutest thing I have ever seen.
    My smooshy face boy!

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    Lambeau has us laughing all the time... he has no class or grace in his game! He does not lift his paws when he walks so the sound of dragging nails on the hardwood floor like a tickle to our ears. Whenever we are going potty he runs like a madman across the kitchen, down the basement stairs so fast that he literally, at times, has tumbled the last few steps... we laugh every time and he is just a goofball. He also runs like lightening out the door into the yard as if there is something to get to before Cheli... there is nothing out there but the grass and trees, but in his head there is a race of some sort going on as he runs full speed out the door, down the hill and to the fence....stop, looks around like he is saying 'yep, I got here first' -- meanwhile, Cheli has been out, did his business and is ready to go back in the house sitting all pretty by the door. I gotta try and get it on video... it is hysterical.
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    Instead of circling, Fezzik collapses and groans heavily to take a nap or sleep. Then he immediately starts snoring although there is no way he could have fallen asleep already.

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    All these posts have me dying of laughter!

    Sgt. makes me laugh every time he "forgets" he's not a lap dog. He seriously seems to be under the impression he is a teacup yorkie! He will squeeze into any space that he can just to be close to me...zero understanding of the words privacy or personal space! Lol.

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    OMG!! these stories made my day!!

    Ellie does the whole body wiggle when we get home each night, and at bed time she sleeps in between our pillows, and if they are not far enough apart she will look at me and look at her space, which cracks me up, and if I refuse she will just walk over circle and flop herself down between me and hubby's pillows, and schooch around until she is comfortable, and usually she puts her head on of our pillows till she falls asleep.

    And LOVE when she wakes from a nap, and has what I call sleepy face, and I talk to her corkscrew tail flutters super fast, that is my MOST favorite.


    Thanks and much Love,

    Melissa - Ellie's Mom

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    with Ftse I just love his morning butt wiggle from side to side makes you happy that someone is always so happy to great you,

    another thing that makes me laugh with Ftse when we sit down to watch a movie he knocks his toy basket over and practically gets in side to find the noisest squekiest toy he can and sits there squeking it as soon as we pause the movie he walks away from it then when the movie begins again so does the squeking.

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    OMG your stories are cracking me up!!!
    @2BullyMama *he has no class or grace? Does any bullies? @MFrey2012 looks at her space? Like get with it and fluff da pillows!

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    Quote Originally Posted by helsonwheels View Post
    OMG your stories are cracking me up!!!
    @2BullyMama *he has no class or grace? Does any bullies? @MFrey2012 looks at her space? Like get with it and fluff da pillows!
    Actually Banks did... she was VERY deliberate in all she did which I think adds to Lambeau being so funny to us.


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