What poop bags do you use?

[oscarmayer]

about .32 lbs/day. Interestingly, it also states that humans poop .35 lbs/day.

Hmmm...I imagine that they, the "WPT Journal studiers" are working with average dog/poop size/weight. Of course a Chijuajua will likely produce but a few ounces and a Saint Bernard could eclipse a pound. I think Bulldogs are probably on the higher side of the median scale. Even then, Bulldogs could have their own scale what with the broad difference in size/weight within the breed.
Yes, "interestingly"... if I eat 2.0 lbs per day and only discharge .35 lbs that means that I should weigh...
a lot more than I do now.
Thankfully, their study is flawed.

BTW, the correct answer is a lot lower...

[2BullyMama]

Chip, Chip,Chip... I'm not a math wiz but here goes... if 7 bulldogs produce 21 lbs in 2 days, then in 6 days said bulldogs will produce 63 lbs. I know the equation has something to do with common denominators but I just did it on my fingers. I thought this might be a trick question so I googled it and came up with conflicting statistics... and a lot of porn. There are some real sickos out there. The most scholarly article I could find was from the "Watershed Protection Techniques Journal" published in 1999 which states that dogs poop (they called it "unit discharge" in the article... I bet those Watershed Protection people are a real hoot at parties...) about .32 lbs/day. Interestingly, it also states that humans poop .35 lbs/day. I assume there is some standard deviation that factors in, but really, at the end of the day, not a big deal. So there you have it... as for me, I'm a double bagger, grocery bags all the way.

Hmmm...I imagine that they, the "WPT Journal studiers" are working with average dog/poop size/weight. Of course a Chijuajua will likely produce but a few ounces and a Saint Bernard could eclipse a pound. I think Bulldogs are probably on the higher side of the median scale. Even then, Bulldogs could have their own scale what with the broad difference in size/weight within the breed.
Yes, "interestingly"... if I eat 2.0 lbs per day and only discharge .35 lbs that means that I should weigh...
a lot more than I do now.
Thankfully, their study is flawed.

BTW, the correct answer is a lot lower...

This conversation? ONLY on EBN!!!!!

the things we learn here....

[rjisaterp]

I was looking into more earth friendly poo bags. Any recommendations? Fezzik has fairly large poops so I need a bag mouth big enough not to get it on my hands.

Yep. Bentley says, "It takes two hands to hold a whopper!"

Glad you are earth friendly; however, we sometimes use the plastic bag the newspaper comes in.

[Jersey]

Chip! Don't keep us in suspense!!! What IS the correct answer???

Hmmm...I imagine that they, the "WPT Journal studiers" are working with average dog/poop size/weight. Of course a Chijuajua will likely produce but a few ounces and a Saint Bernard could eclipse a pound. I think Bulldogs are probably on the higher side of the median scale. Even then, Bulldogs could have their own scale what with the broad difference in size/weight within the breed.
Yes, "interestingly"... if I eat 2.0 lbs per day and only discharge .35 lbs that means that I should weigh...
a lot more than I do now.
Thankfully, their study is flawed.

BTW, the correct answer is a lot lower...

[Bizzymammabee]

Only this group...lol. I actually purchased something like 1800 bags two years ago on ebay for around $65 if I remember correctly. They work well. Once Bella is done potty training I won't really need them. The brats have a play area fenced off on the yard and I usually use a scooper and a small metal garbage can with a garbage bag. Makes me feel a bit better that I am not using too many bags. For now since we are still getting accidents with Bella I am using the rest of the bags.


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[oscarmayer]

What IS the correct answer???

If a Bulldog and a half can make a pound and a half(of poop) in a day and a half then it's accurate to say that 1 Bulldog will make 1 lb in that same day and a half. There are 4 "day and halfs" in 6 days. And since we have 7 Bulldogs...

1 lb x 4 "day and halfs" x 7 Bulldogs = 28 lbs.

That right there is a Whole Foods bag full. And, FWIW, I'm convinced that a Bulldog and a half can, in fact, make a lb. and a half in a day and a half. I have come to this conclusion by very unscientific means...simple hands-on experience.
Tomorrows lesson will be on loogy flinging; horizontal and vertical launch, acceleration, trajectory, frictional drag, inertia, spatter, hydration...come prepared kids!

[2BullyMama]

If a Bulldog and a half can make a pound and a half(of poop) in a day and a half then it's accurate to say that 1 Bulldog will make 1 lb in that same day and a half. There are 4 "day and halfs" in 6 days. And since we have 7 Bulldogs...

1 lb x 4 "day and halfs" x 7 Bulldogs = 28 lbs.

That right there is a Whole Foods bag full. And, FWIW, I'm convinced that a Bulldog and a half can, in fact, make a lb. and a half in a day and a half. I have come to this conclusion by very unscientific means...simple hands-on experience.
Tomorrows lesson will be on loogy flinging; horizontal and vertical launch, acceleration, trajectory, frictional drag, inertia, spatter, hydration...come prepared kids!

:faceplam:


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[Jersey]

This makes my mind hurt... I'm going back to the arcade to bone up on snot rockets.

If a Bulldog and a half can make a pound and a half(of poop) in a day and a half then it's accurate to say that 1 Bulldog will make 1 lb in that same day and a half. There are 4 "day and halfs" in 6 days. And since we have 7 Bulldogs...

1 lb x 4 "day and halfs" x 7 Bulldogs = 28 lbs.

That right there is a Whole Foods bag full. And, FWIW, I'm convinced that a Bulldog and a half can, in fact, make a lb. and a half in a day and a half. I have come to this conclusion by very unscientific means...simple hands-on experience.
Tomorrows lesson will be on loogy flinging; horizontal and vertical launch, acceleration, trajectory, frictional drag, inertia, spatter, hydration...come prepared kids!

[Corine Pesantes]

This is too funny!! If we skip a day then the target bag comes out!


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[rjisaterp]

Only this group...lol. I actually purchased something like 1800 bags two years ago on ebay for around $65 if I remember correctly. They work well. Once Bella is done potty training I won't really need them. The brats have a play area fenced off on the yard and I usually use a scooper and a small metal garbage can with a garbage bag. Makes me feel a bit better that I am not using too many bags. For now since we are still getting accidents with Bella I am using the rest of the bags.


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Bella the poopinator. You go girl. Sounds like you would give Bentley a run for his money/allowance.

[rjisaterp]

If a Bulldog and a half can make a pound and a half(of poop) in a day and a half then it's accurate to say that 1 Bulldog will make 1 lb in that same day and a half. There are 4 "day and halfs" in 6 days. And since we have 7 Bulldogs...

1 lb x 4 "day and halfs" x 7 Bulldogs = 28 lbs.

That right there is a Whole Foods bag full. And, FWIW, I'm convinced that a Bulldog and a half can, in fact, make a lb. and a half in a day and a half. I have come to this conclusion by very unscientific means...simple hands-on experience.
Tomorrows lesson will be on loogy flinging; horizontal and vertical launch, acceleration, trajectory, frictional drag, inertia, spatter, hydration...come prepared kids!

Kind of reminds me of the California achievement test....If Biff wakes up at 5:30 in the morning and he carries a 50 lb. surfboard to beach 5 miles away while eating a health food salad and catches a wave going 15 mph...how long will it take him to get home?

[rjisaterp]

This makes my mind hurt... I'm going back to the arcade to bone up on snot rockets.

Must have had those blonde highlights!