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    Default My Bentley Says...

    Well my daddy taught this to me last year...so...To All My EBN Fur Friends

    Be especially patient with your humans during this time. They may appear to be more stressed-out than usual. They may come home with large bags of things they call gifts. Do not assume that all the gifts are yours. Be tolerant if your humans put decorations on you. They seem to get some special kind of pleasure out of seeing how dogs look with fake antlers. Crazy.

    The Christmas Tree:
    They may bring a large tree into the house and set it up in a prominent place and cover it with lights and decorations. Bizarre as this may seem to you, it is an important ritual for your humans, so here are some things canines need to know:


    • Don't pee on the tree.
    • Don't drink water in the container that holds the tree.
    • Mind your tail when you are near the tree.
    • If there are packages under the tree, even ones that smell interesting or that have your name on them, don't rip them open.
    • Don't chew on the cord that runs from the funny-looking hole in the wall to the tree.



    Discretion
    Your humans may occasionally invite lots of strangers to come visit during this season. These parties can be lots of fun, but they also call for some discretion on the part of we dogs:


    • Not all strangers appreciate kisses.
    • Do not eat off the buffet table.
    • Beg for goodies by all means but do it........ subtly.
    • Be pleasant, even if unknowing strangers sit on your sofa.
    • Don't drink out of glasses that are left within your reach.



    Manners:
    Likewise, your humans may take you visiting at Christmas. Here your manners will also be important:


    • Respect the territory of other animals that may live in the house.
    • Tolerate children.
    • Turn on your charm big time.
    • A big man with a white beard and a very loud laugh may emerge from your fireplace in the middle of the night. Do not bite him.


    Love you all in-kind and Spirit...of course my daddy knows what spirits are since he has a glass in his hand. What's that Dad? OK...I will. My daddy says for everyone to enjoy the season, Happy Holidays, and Merry Christmas.

    Warmest regards,

    Bentley


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    Default Re: My Bentley Says...

    Merry X'mas to Bentley and Jewel.
    Hug your bully today

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    Default Re: My Bentley Says...

    That's awesome!! Merry Christmas to you too!

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    Default Re: My Bentley Says...

    Merry Christmas Bentley and Jewel..... excellent post!
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    Nitschke (2004-2011) and Banks (2005-2014) -- My angels
    Thank you for all the love, fun and teachings




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    Default Re: My Bentley Says...

    Great post. Merry Christmas to all
    Brian Hoostal - bjhoostal@yahoo.com

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    Default Re: My Bentley Says...

    Merry Christmas to all and especially bentley! I needed this reminder and little chuckle tonight thank you

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    Default Re: My Bentley Says...

    Merry Christmas! That is wonderfully sage advice Bentley! Such a smart boy!
    Happiness is a warm bulldog!

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    Default Re: My Bentley Says...

    @rjisaterp Bentley my boy, not only are you soooooo handsome, but also very wise! You could teach your Dad a thing or two......or three!
    Have a Merry Christmas to your family!!!
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    “It came to me that every time I lose a dog they take a piece of my heart with them. And every new dog who comes into my life gifts me with a piece of their heart. If I live long enough,all the components of my heart will be dog,and I will become as generous and loving as they are"

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