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    Default You know you own a bulldog when.....

    finish the sentence.....

    You know you own a bulldog when.....


    .....you step on something while making lunch and realize it was her tongue!

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    Default Re: You know you own a bulldog when.....

    people confuse your dog as a hippopotamus.
    Hug your bully today

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    Default Re: You know you own a bulldog when.....

    ...they freak out and won't move around their stainless steel bowls
    out of fear and cry for you to save them (or move the bowls).

    with love & respect to Biggie whose Dad posted a video of Biggie
    doing this, on fb today, hilarious!
    @BiggieSmalls


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    RIP beloved boy.

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    Default Re: You know you own a bulldog when.....

    you break out the baby wipes after they go poo-poo to make sure their bums and tails are nice and clean




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    Default Re: You know you own a bulldog when.....

    you get to work and just as your walking in someone asks what happened to you and start to laugh, you look down and you have dried slobber all over the front of your black slacks.

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    Default Re: You know you own a bulldog when.....

    There are pictures of your dog on several strangers' phones accross the DC metro area.

    "OMG, can I take a picture of your dog??!"
    {MEAN JOE BELLA}



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    Default Re: You know you own a bulldog when.....

    They needed human assistance to mate.
    They needed human assistance to conceive
    They needed human assistance to have their babies
    They needed human assistance to raise their young.
    They need humans to be happy.

    All is good
    Hug your bully today

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    Default Re: You know you own a bulldog when.....

    You keep feeding him and he is still protesting, is that all your feeding me?

    He never gets satisfied/full.
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    Default Re: You know you own a bulldog when.....

    Quote Originally Posted by Cali Doll View Post
    There are pictures of your dog on several strangers' phones accross the DC metro area.

    "OMG, can I take a picture of your dog??!"

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    Default Re: You know you own a bulldog when.....

    YOU hear that wonderful snoring sound only THEY can make… Lol

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    Default Re: You know you own a bulldog when.....

    You (happily) slave over their food and their meals turn out even better than your own!




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    Default Re: You know you own a bulldog when.....

    Quote Originally Posted by harveyspecter View Post
    people confuse your dog as a hippopotamus.
    lol
    LEARN A LESSON FROM YOUR DOG, NO MATTER WHAT LIFE BRINGS YOU, KICK SOME GRASS OVER THAT AND MOVE ON.

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