You know you own a bulldog when.....

[Manydogs]

When they want to go in the car with you, but you have to go in several stores, and afraid to leave them-they may get stolen when it's cool enough, and then it's too hot for them -and they may get stolen. Geez bullie worries! No one steals German Shepherds out of cars!!!(Not mine anyway!)

 

[Christie H]

Your house or vehicle smells like hot trash from their farts.lol

 

[OliviaB]

When it's hard to see anything out of your car's passenger window because there are snot prints on the glass...

 

[Mishell]

When I'm on the floor watching TV and my bulldog is on a comfy blanket on the lounge.
When you think you have a problem with a leaking dishwasher only to realise it's a puddle of drool ( Chumley watches all meal prep going on in the kitchen at breakfast and dinner time )

 

[Diesel0723]

When you are relocated to the sofa because you cannot get to sleep due to your bully snoring and taking over most of your king size bed!

 

[fastmatt613]

When you have trouble sleeping with a 50+ lb snoring dog between your legs!

 

[Goob14]

...your "cool down" after a long run means being licked to death from head to toe.

 

[Texas Carol]

...your "cool down" after a long run means being licked to death from head to toe.

Yes...what is THAT with bullies?

None of the 'hundreds' of breeds I've had have ever licked on me like my bullies.