You know you own a bulldog when.....

[TyTysmom]

The corners of your walls are covered in boogers.....

You buy baby wipes in bulk even though there are no babies in your home....

You find underbites and protruding teeth attractive....

It's nearly impossible to use the bathroom alone....

You wipe your Bullies but as much as you wipe your own if not more...

You cannot fall asleep unless you hear snoring...


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[brutus77]

I agree with all of these and add....you spend more monthly on dog food than you do on a car payment! Gladly!!

 

[madie4589]

You stay still for as long as possible for fear of that annoyed little groan/grunt/sigh you know you'll get when you move. You are the pillow after all!

 

[RalphieBoy]

When your couch is moving forward and no one is around.

 

[Ftse 100]

When you come home from shopping and your furniture has rearranged by him running around when there's someone at the door

 

[Paul Martin]

The corners of your walls are covered in boogers.....

You buy baby wipes in bulk even though there are no babies in your home....

You find underbites and protruding teeth attractive....

It's nearly impossible to use the bathroom alone....

You wipe your Bullies but as much as you wipe your own if not more...

You cannot fall asleep unless you hear snoring...


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Amen.........It's nearly impossible to use the bathroom alone....

 

[Petra]

... when you don't have a baby but you own a stroller... and a children's princess tent

 

[Biogirl71]

You have done tons of research on food and they eat waaaaaay better than you do! And their meal takes more time to prepare!

You poke them and feel their side to make sure they are breathing when you don't hear them snoring.

 

[JennieS]

a smell of a fart doesn't bother you, while everyone else clears the room.

Snoring actually puts you to sleep.

 

[Marine91]

you are more worried about keeping them on schedule than your own schedule.

 

[Manydogs]

There may be no food in the house, but there are always two 30 lb bags of dog food, and boxes of dog treats. Feel guilt when I have to leave the dogs during the day.

 

[madie4589]

when you're jealous of your dogs protein intake!

 

[Cali Doll]

...your dog's Instagram has more posts than yours.

 

[RiiSi]

....you look at them doing their silly things and your heart fills with joy.

 

[harveyspecter]

The dog has more pictures on your iphone than pictures of the whole family combined.