You spend more money on them, than you do on yourself.
You don't mind the smell of fart perfume in the air.
Your floor has a mixture of hair, water puddles and slobber.
You wipe, clean and pick out all their orifices daily.
You fall asleep to snoring every night.
You wake up to whining every morning.
You walk around with hair and slobber on your clothes.
You worry about them all the time, and spend hours researching treatments and remedies.
You get snuggled and cuddled on a regular basis.
You do all of this and you don't mind, and wouldn't change any of it for the world.