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    Default Re: You know you own a bulldog when.....

    Quote Originally Posted by Cali Doll View Post
    There are pictures of your dog on several strangers' phones accross the DC metro area.

    "OMG, can I take a picture of your dog??!"
    Omg haha this! ^

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    Default Re: You know you own a bulldog when.....

    Quote Originally Posted by bullmama View Post
    finish the sentence.....

    You know you own a bulldog when.....


    .....you step on something while making lunch and realize it was her tongue!

    You spend more money on them, than you do on yourself.
    You don't mind the smell of fart perfume in the air.
    Your floor has a mixture of hair, water puddles and slobber.
    You wipe, clean and pick out all their orifices daily.
    You fall asleep to snoring every night.
    You wake up to whining every morning.
    You walk around with hair and slobber on your clothes.
    You worry about them all the time, and spend hours researching treatments and remedies.
    You get snuggled and cuddled on a regular basis.
    You do all of this and you don't mind, and wouldn't change any of it for the world.
    LEARN A LESSON FROM YOUR DOG, NO MATTER WHAT LIFE BRINGS YOU, KICK SOME GRASS OVER THAT AND MOVE ON.

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    Default Re: You know you own a bulldog when.....

    Quote Originally Posted by Vikinggirl View Post
    You spend more money on them, than you do on yourself.
    You don't mind the smell of fart perfume in the air.
    Your floor has a mixture of hair, water puddles and slobber.
    You wipe, clean and pick out all their orifices daily.
    You fall asleep to snoring every night.
    You wake up to whining every morning.
    You walk around with hair and slobber on your clothes.
    You worry about them all the time, and spend hours researching treatments and remedies.
    You get snuggled and cuddled on a regular basis.
    You do all of this and you don't mind, and wouldn't change any of it for the world.
    AND MORE.......
    Hug your bully today

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    Default Re: You know you own a bulldog when.....

    The corners of your walls are covered in boogers.....

    You buy baby wipes in bulk even though there are no babies in your home....

    You find underbites and protruding teeth attractive....

    It's nearly impossible to use the bathroom alone....

    You wipe your Bullies but as much as you wipe your own if not more...

    You cannot fall asleep unless you hear snoring...


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    Default Re: You know you own a bulldog when.....

    I agree with all of these and add....you spend more monthly on dog food than you do on a car payment! Gladly!!
    My smooshy face boy!

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    Default Re: You know you own a bulldog when.....

    You stay still for as long as possible for fear of that annoyed little groan/grunt/sigh you know you'll get when you move. You are the pillow after all!


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    Default Re: You know you own a bulldog when.....

    When your couch is moving forward and no one is around.

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    When you come home from shopping and your furniture has rearranged by him running around when there's someone at the door

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    Default Re: You know you own a bulldog when.....

    Quote Originally Posted by TyTysmom View Post
    The corners of your walls are covered in boogers.....

    You buy baby wipes in bulk even though there are no babies in your home....

    You find underbites and protruding teeth attractive....

    It's nearly impossible to use the bathroom alone....

    You wipe your Bullies but as much as you wipe your own if not more...

    You cannot fall asleep unless you hear snoring...


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    Amen.........It's nearly impossible to use the bathroom alone....

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    Default Re: You know you own a bulldog when.....

    ... when you don't have a baby but you own a stroller... and a children's princess tent
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    Default Re: You know you own a bulldog when.....

    You have done tons of research on food and they eat waaaaaay better than you do! And their meal takes more time to prepare!

    You poke them and feel their side to make sure they are breathing when you don't hear them snoring.
    Happiness is a warm bulldog!

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    Default Re: You know you own a bulldog when.....

    a smell of a fart doesn't bother you, while everyone else clears the room.

    Snoring actually puts you to sleep.

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