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    Dear EBN Bullies,

    Be especially patient with your humans during this time. They may appear to be more stressed-out than usual. They may come home with large bags of things they call gifts. Do not assume that all the gifts are yours. Be tolerant if your humans put decorations on you. They seem to get some special kind of pleasure out of seeing how dogs look with fake antlers. Crazy.

    The Christmas Tree:
    They may bring a large tree into the house and set it up in a prominent place and cover it with lights and decorations. Bizarre as this may seem to you, it is an important ritual for your humans, so here are some things canines need to know:

    • Don't pee on the tree.
    • Don't drink water in the container that holds the tree.
    • Mind your tail when you are near the tree.
    • If there are packages under the tree, even ones that smell interesting or that have your name on them, don't rip them open.
    • Don't chew on the cord that runs from the funny-looking hole in the wall to the tree.


    Discretion
    Your humans may occasionally invite lots of strangers to come visit during this season. These parties can be lots of fun, but they also call for some discretion on the part of we dogs:

    • Not all strangers appreciate kisses.
    • Do not eat off the buffet table.
    • Beg for goodies by all means but do it........ subtly.
    • Be pleasant, even if unknowing strangers sit on your sofa.
    • Don't drink out of glasses that are left within your reach.


    Manners:
    Likewise, your humans may take you visiting at Christmas. Here your manners will also be important:

    • Respect the territory of other animals that may live in the house.
    • Tolerate children.
    • Turn on your charm big time.
    • A big man with a white beard and a very loud laugh may emerge from your fireplace in the middle of the night. Do not bite him.

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    Default Re: Dear EBN Bullies

    This is hilarious. We have to put a baby gate around our tree because George thinks the ornaments are fun, shiny play toys..

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    Default Re: Dear EBN Bullies

    lol.. great post..


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    I love this!!
    My smooshy face boy!

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    Default Re: Dear EBN Bullies

    Excellent information....
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    There is a part of your heart not alive until a bulldog has entered your lif
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    Nitschke (2004-2011) and Banks (2005-2014) -- My angels
    Thank you for all the love, fun and teachings




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    excellent post!!!

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    this is great!!

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    Good one.
    Bulldogs are like potato chips. You just can't stop with one.

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    Love this!!!
    Its so hard being the queen!!!

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    Hug your bully today

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    Default Re: Dear EBN Bullies

    Very funny but also, truly helpful advice for both canine & humans, good job!


    My 1st bully, Brutus
    RIP beloved boy.

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    Default Re: Dear EBN Bullies

    Awesome post!




    "Dogs have a way of finding the people who need them and
    filling an emptiness we didn't even know we had."




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