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    Quote Originally Posted by rjisaterp View Post
    Dear EBN Bullies,

    Be especially patient with your humans during this time. They may appear to be more stressed-out than usual. They may come home with large bags of things they call gifts. Do not assume that all the gifts are yours. Be tolerant if your humans put decorations on you. They seem to get some special kind of pleasure out of seeing how dogs look with fake antlers. Crazy.

    The Christmas Tree:
    They may bring a large tree into the house and set it up in a prominent place and cover it with lights and decorations. Bizarre as this may seem to you, it is an important ritual for your humans, so here are some things canines need to know:

    • Don't pee on the tree.
    • Don't drink water in the container that holds the tree.
    • Mind your tail when you are near the tree.
    • If there are packages under the tree, even ones that smell interesting or that have your name on them, don't rip them open.
    • Don't chew on the cord that runs from the funny-looking hole in the wall to the tree.


    Discretion
    Your humans may occasionally invite lots of strangers to come visit during this season. These parties can be lots of fun, but they also call for some discretion on the part of we dogs:

    • Not all strangers appreciate kisses.
    • Do not eat off the buffet table.
    • Beg for goodies by all means but do it........ subtly.
    • Be pleasant, even if unknowing strangers sit on your sofa.
    • Don't drink out of glasses that are left within your reach.


    Manners:
    Likewise, your humans may take you visiting at Christmas. Here your manners will also be important:

    • Respect the territory of other animals that may live in the house.
    • Tolerate children.
    • Turn on your charm big time.
    • A big man with a white beard and a very loud laugh may emerge from your fireplace in the middle of the night. Do not bite him.
    Love it would you Please put this on our sister site Pets can talk to or Iet me copy and paste it over there PLEASE

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    Man how I wish Chumley could read!

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    Default Re: Dear EBN Bullies

    Awesome. Good advice from our bullies!


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    Quote Originally Posted by schimpfy View Post
    Love it would you Please put this on our sister site Pets can talk to or Iet me copy and paste it over there PLEASE
    Ron you can copy and paste.

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    I'm reading this to Tate and Finn right now...




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    I love it.
    LEARN A LESSON FROM YOUR DOG, NO MATTER WHAT LIFE BRINGS YOU, KICK SOME GRASS OVER THAT AND MOVE ON.

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    This is so funny…

    "What we once enjoyed and deeply loved, we can never lose, for all that we love deeply becomes a part of us." Helen Keller
    RIP Wellie, Bella, Winston & Roxie

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    Love it

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    This made me smile ..thanks

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    Default Re: Dear EBN Bullies

    Love it. I'm usually put some small stuffies on the tree, never had an issue with Raven. Tyson on the other hand thinks they are his and has claimed a few. Needless to say, in order to save the tree, we have removed and hidden all of the stuffies. I have also had to re-wrap a few items that were either run over or looked like something that they should play with early.


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    Always in my heart and never far from my thoughts. See you at the rainbow bridge my sweet little Monkey. R.I.P. Raven.

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