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    Default Re: Pray for me, the sprinkler guy is coming in the morning… Ugh!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by ddnene View Post
    I just busted out laughing… I just want you to know that I'm seriously considering writing a book about Wally Gator and his antics… I'm sure it will cover all his redecorating expenses… Lol Oh and the BEST part this morning at around 6am… Walter went berserk, barking like a MAD MAN… at the NEW WATER HOSE that I put on the reel a couple of days ago!!! I guess he didn't notice it before then… my POOR neighbors!!!
    Walter has already started one. i told you that....Author! Author!

    On a more serious note though, I hope all goes well today. Glad to of added some levity to your day. RJ

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    Quote Originally Posted by rjisaterp View Post
    Walter has already started one. i told you that....Author! Author!

    On a more serious note though, I hope all goes well today. Glad to of added some levity to your day. RJ
    It will all be fine… as my hubby constantly tells me (when the hits the fan) it's ONLY money, and who really cares… Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by ddnene View Post
    It will all be fine… as my hubby constantly tells me (when the hits the fan) it's ONLY money, and who really cares… Lol
    When the does hit the fan it all depends on where you are.
    This man is walking in the dessert for days, and he's a real clean freak so he holds his bowels until he can find a bathroom. After a few days, he comes upon a bar. Here's a chance for him to go to the bathroom. He walks in and asks the bartender, "Excuse me sir, where is your bathroom?" The bartender replies, "Upstairs, 2nd door on the left." The man nods and heads upstairs. By accident, he walks in the 1st door on the left, and sees an empty room with just a small hole in the middle of the room. He assumes this is the bathroom and he just can't hold it anymore. So he squats down under the hole and lets it all go. Feeling good, he decides to go downstairs and get a drink. He walks down and looks around and everyone is covered in ! He asks, "What happened?!" The bartender says, "There he stands all spick and span. Where were you when the hit the fan?"

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    Default Re: Pray for me, the sprinkler guy is coming in the morning… Ugh!!!

    Well… the sprinkler folks left, and they checked the meter which if there WAS a major leak the arrow would be spinning… NO major spinning?!! They found one pipe that had a very small hole in it, and they replaced the sprinkler head that Wally destroyed. Guess I dodged a bullet on this one, but I'm still unsure why my bill was so dang high?!!

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    Default Re: Pray for me, the sprinkler guy is coming in the morning… Ugh!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by ddnene View Post
    Well… the sprinkler folks left, and they checked the meter which if there WAS a major leak the arrow would be spinning… NO major spinning?!! They found one pipe that had a very small hole in it, and they replaced the sprinkler head that Wally destroyed. Guess I dodged a bullet on this one, but I'm still unsure why my bill was so dang high?!!
    Glad to hear there was nothing serious. Did Walter get the sprinkler guy's ankle?

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    Quote Originally Posted by rjisaterp View Post
    Glad to hear there was nothing serious. Did Walter get the sprinkler guy's ankle?
    Are you kidding me? He was just getting some loving… spoiled rotten!!! Lol

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    Are you kidding me? He was just getting some loving… spoiled rotten!!! Lol
    Awe Walter. Despite that talk we had. I thought for sure you would have attacked. LOL

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    Default Re: Pray for me, the sprinkler guy is coming in the morning… Ugh!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by ddnene View Post
    Well… the sprinkler folks left, and they checked the meter which if there WAS a major leak the arrow would be spinning… NO major spinning?!! They found one pipe that had a very small hole in it, and they replaced the sprinkler head that Wally destroyed. Guess I dodged a bullet on this one, but I'm still unsure why my bill was so dang high?!!
    Could be because of the way they bill. Some areas here charge the same amount coming in and going out. Or if it is a separate meter they are probably up charging it to make up for the loss going in the sewer..
    Bulldogs are like potato chips. You just can't stop with one.

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    Default Re: Pray for me, the sprinkler guy is coming in the morning... Ugh!!!

    this thread gave me some good laughs... that i needed -- glad it was not as bad as it could have been
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    Default Re: Pray for me, the sprinkler guy is coming in the morning… Ugh!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Marine91 View Post
    Damn girl. I know people that would love to have that water bill.... Btw... just have them drill a well in the backyard to run your system. No more crazy stupid bills for wqtering the yard. Lol
    This has to be one of the funniest things I have ever read on here!! I was just taking a sip of my soda and spit it out all over my desk!! omg!

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    Default Re: Pray for me, the sprinkler guy is coming in the morning… Ugh!!!

    How unfair of you to blame poor little Walter. He is jusy an innocent little boy!
    My smooshy face boy!

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    Default Re: Pray for me, the sprinkler guy is coming in the morning… Ugh!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by dolphin View Post
    This has to be one of the funniest things I have ever read on here!! I was just taking a sip of my soda and spit it out all over my desk!! omg!
    Yes TODD is quite the comedian… he keeps me from killing people… LMAO @Marine91

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