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Soooo....today I was mopping, in FL. we all have all tile. I was going about my business getting every thing OCD clean including the "lemon pepper" spots [MENTION=2]desertskybulldogs[/MENTION], and of course had on flip flops. Joe was in the shower. I literally slipt and fell all 400 lbs of me, lol, on my knee cap!! I was crying I was in so much pain!! I have arthritis in my feet, ankles and knees. Vegas who was laying all comfy on the loveseat a foot from me seen it and heard me scream and cry, it was so painfull. Vegas lifted his head, looked at me, and went right back to napping~!!!! :cursing: No come to comfort me, no go get dad, NOTHING~!! For a weird thing Joe "felt" something and got out of the shower. I was laying on the floor literally crying and something told Joe to get out. Weird Huh?? I love my boy BUT I know know to buy one of those "help I have fallen and can't get up buttons!!!" LAZY BOY!!!! Uggggg!!! Ice bag's are my new BFF!!!
 

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Oh NO... Kelly I know how much that hurts!!! I'm so sorry honey, better ice those knees... And Mr. Vegas?!! No treats for that boy tonight... Lol


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Oh you poor thing, I hope you are feeling better now!!! I am sure Vegas was just resting up to go and signal for help!!!!
 
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Oh NO... Kelly I know how much that hurts!!! I'm so sorry honey, better ice those knees... And Mr. Vegas?!! No treats for that boy tonight... Lol


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No he got yogurt and banana, NOT that he deserved, LOL
 

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That hurts just thinking about it, and bad Vegas for not helping mama, but at least he didn't come over and start humping you while you were down. :) Hope your knee feels better soon.
 
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That hurts just thinking about it, and bad Vegas for not helping mama, but at least he didn't come over and start humping you while you were down. :) Hope your knee feels better soon.

Well....we ALL know when all else fail's Vegas that has been fixed for over 5 years resorts to "humping: to show the LOVE..... I had no dignity when I fell, sitting there like a crying baby, he at least give me the last ounce of dignity, by not humping me~!!!!! He could have cared a sh*t less!!! Gonna order one of those darn buttons for the, what I thought "old People" now I know I need one :eek:
 

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Ouch Kelly!!! I sure hope he gives you some luvins now at least.... How many times do I have to tell you the lemon pepper won't come off?

Ice will be your BFF tonight . Poor Kelly can't catch a break!


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Oh man so sorry to hear this as it sounds very painful!
I'm on my second total knee so I know about knee pain, hope you feel better very soon!!
 

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HOLY OUCH!!!! Banks would have done the same thing to me.

Hope you are feeling better today, but something tells me, it is probably worse today.
 

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