....and this is why I hae girl dogs......no rockets or red glare......
I don't dare touch this post with a 10 foot pole!!
A 10 FOOT POLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“It came to me that every time I lose a dog they take a piece of my heart with them. And every new dog who comes into my life gifts me with a piece of their heart. If I live long enough,all the components of my heart will be dog,and I will become as generous and loving as they are"
Lol! Just woke up and read this thread. Highly amusing! Although probably not funny at the time! Well done for dealing with it so well... Not sure I'm ready for any of that with Rocky... Surely he's too young (3 months) ???
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Hilarious thread! Thanks for the laughs
Guess that's why I'm glad that Charley has been neutered!
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There is a part of your heart not alive until a bulldog has entered your life.
Nitschke (2004-2011) and Banks (2005-2014) -- My angels
Thank you for all the love, fun and teachings
Oh Lord… here we go again!!! LMAO
I can't believe that @Chumley hasn't touched this one either, this one has Ms. Buttersworth written all over it!!!
"What we once enjoyed and deeply loved, we can never lose, for all that we love deeply becomes a part of us." Helen Keller
RIP Wellie, Bella, Winston & Roxie
Hmm..where to start? Well since casper won't touch this with a ten foot pole I will have to play the role of Dave.
We are all familiar with canines getting stuck together during intercourse. This is due to Bulbus Glandis. This swelling of the penis is located toward the rear end of the penis head. As soon as the male dog inserts his penis into the female and begins to thrust, the bulbus glandis enlarges to a firm spherical shape, resulting in the so-called "coital tie." This tie prevents the dogs from separating immediately after ejaculation and may last from 5 to 60 minutes.
Therefore , this morning..I assume poor Hulk wasn't sufficiently calmed down enough for his head to return back up into his body...
picture stepping into your house on a rainy day, turning around, then trying to get your umbrella in without closing it first...impossible!
did I do good @Casper? @ddnene?