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    Default JUST FOR FUN - Signs that you own a bully

    As I put my jacket on to head out to the freezing cold weather, I put my hands in my pocket and what do I find? .... a roll of poop bags! This made me chuckle because, surely, "normal" people would never experience that.

    So what other things would make it obvious to people that you're a proud bully paw-rent?
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    Car windows full of "nose prints". Putting clean water in bowls 5 times a day(slobber). doggie beds in every room. Sign on door saying " This house is maintained for the protection and security of my dogs. If you can't accept that, you can't accept me, so go away!, Always a wet trail in the kitchen, where the water bowls are. Getting "attacked" by bullies,greeting me, even if I've only been gone 5 minutes. Never able to walk into another room alone. Trading my Jeep Liberty for a van-just for the dogs!
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    Default Re: JUST FOR FUN - Signs that you own a bully

    Lol. This is fun, cute slobbery kisses, drool on the floor, snoring, shedding hair everywhere, even on me, rolls of poop bags everywhere, my pockets, the car, and by the front door, and my pockets always have kibble or a dog treat. Lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Manydogs View Post
    Car windows full of "nose prints". Putting clean water in bowls 5 times a day(slobber). doggie beds in every room. Sign on door saying " This house is maintained for the protection and security of my dogs. If you can't accept that, you can't accept me, so go away!, Always a wet trail in the kitchen, where the water bowls are. Getting "attacked" by bullies,greeting me, even if I've only been gone 5 minutes. Never able to walk into another room alone. Trading my Jeep Liberty for a van-just for the dogs!
    You traded your car for a van!? Now that's dedication at its finest!
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    Unscented baby wipes all over the house. Extra freezer full of raw food for the dogs while my fridge is empty haha!

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    Default Re: JUST FOR FUN - Signs that you own a bully

    How about having tons of bully photos and prints strewn around my office...that might give it away! The hair on my clothes, sometimes dried up food in my hair (rice mostly), leftover drool or other "gifts" from the boys stuck on my clothes and noticed by co-workers, usually!

    I also find those "poop bags" in my pockets, in my purse...as well as an occasional treat.
    Oh, and several shopping bags with bulldog motifs on them!




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    My car. I have 3 Bulldog decals on it. The two on the sides are big and say "English Bulldogs on Board and the one on the back window says, "There's no love like bully love". Then there's my license plate, that says, "LVABULL". I have a bulldog stone statute near my front door too.
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    Nasty dry slobber marks on our clothes! haha but we wear them proudly!!
    Its so hard being the queen!!!

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    You are ok with a butt hole in your face and you can stomach bully farts but can't stand people farts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JennieS View Post
    You are ok with a butt hole in your face and you can stomach bully farts but can't stand people farts.
    That is so funny!!!! And so very true, i love it haha!!!
    Its so hard being the queen!!!

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    I think my favorite is walking into client meetings with Winston slobber / boogers (yes, he wipes his nose on my legs AND bed) on my legs. Then of course I always feel the need to apologize and explain that I have a bulldog with a sense of humor who LOVES to make sure that I'm thoroughly marked before going out to any important meetings.

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    OMG my clothes hahaha I should invest in scrubs to wear around the house...I have to change before leaving the house because of all the hair, drool and butt kisses. In the winter, i have a coat just for when he drives in the car with me! Our hallway needs a paint job after Harley's trail of stain. Most of all his medicine cabinet of toiletries, meds, creams, etc...is bigger than mine!

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