Car windows full of "nose prints". Putting clean water in bowls 5 times a day(slobber). doggie beds in every room. Sign on door saying " This house is maintained for the protection and security of my dogs. If you can't accept that, you can't accept me, so go away!, Always a wet trail in the kitchen, where the water bowls are. Getting "attacked" by bullies,greeting me, even if I've only been gone 5 minutes. Never able to walk into another room alone. Trading my Jeep Liberty for a van-just for the dogs!