Vegas made me proud...NOT!!!

KMARINO

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The last time we went on vacation I boarded Vegas at a "Pet Spa" I paid extra so that he could have his own air conditioned room and not behind bars. I was worried sick the whole time we were gone and swore I would never board him again because I do not enjoy our vacation. We are leaving for Vacation again next Monday out of the country.

I work with the sweetest girl she works full time with me, and goes to college, she is just truly a good responsible young lady. I ask her if she would be interested in coming to my house for the week and housesitting/animal sitting. I have Vegas, a Siamese cat, and a 75 gallon salt water fish tank. I have worked with Stephanie for two years and really know that I can trust her.

She is friends with me on FB and loves Vegas when I post pictures, so yesterday I had her over to meet Vegas. Now mind you, for two years working with her I tell her how laid back and what a good boy he is...............

Stephanie arrives, Vegas meets her at the door and she put her hand out so he could sniff, he continues sniffing....and then....grabs her leg and goes to town HUMPING HER :eek: I put him down and told Steph he sometimes will do this and this is what you do if he does. and then................

Vegas turned into a psycho!!! (Where did my laid back lazy 4.5 year old Vegas go??) He starts running laps around the kitchen and living room, went to his crate pulled everything he owns out including pillow, runs laps again, starts in the kitchen and ran full speed to the loveseat completely knocking it over!!!! :ohmy:
Jumps up on the couch where Steph was sitting and mounts her and starts humping 90 miles an hour, jumps down grabs Monkey and shoves it (all wet and slimey) into her legs, runs more laps, jumps on couch and humps her again, by this time she is laying fetal position laughing while he is going to town on her.

That was enough!! I crated him. He sits in his crate and barks non-stop. Finally he lays down and I let him out after a while. What does he do?? He runs right back at her jumps on the couch and humps her again!!!!! :evil: I was totally shocked and mortified by his behavior!! I put him down again til he submits and he goes and gets his Monkey and starts HUMPING MONKEY! He has never in the 3 years he has had Monkey EVER humped him. Im telling you it was like Vegas did a hit of speed before Steph got here, I have never witnessed such bad behavior from him.

Steph leaves after a couple hours and Vegas just plopped down and didn't move the rest of the night. I kept waiting on a text from Stephanie to tell me "Uummm Something came up, and I can't stay next week" lmao!!! I am going to have Steph out again one night this week before we go to see how he acts again with her. I think they will get along fine since Vegas is obviously in LOVE with her and showed his A$$. I was so mad at him I could have killed him!!!!
 

cali baker

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:ROFL:

I am speechless...this is cracking me up too much to type anything coherent right now...!!!!! (did you give Vegas a Viagra prior to Steph coming by, by chance)?!
:lmao:
 

nycbullymama

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Rofl.. that was quite the visual. I totally get the horrified at the humping part. Blue has certain people he umm.. loves more than others.. lol..
 

Manydogs

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THAT IS HYSTERICAL!!! Though I am sure you did not think so. I would have been mortified,too! Don't KIDS and DOGS wait for the right opportunity to EMBARRASS us?!!!
I think he was trying to impress her!! And I'll bet he did!! Still laughing...............I can feel your pain!!
 

fastmatt613

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Although I understand your frustration, it does seem funny lol. You better pay Stephanie a little extra lol

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izstigspunks

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Stiggy has started humping certain people too. But you know what's funny though, all 3 of them are people who I consider really fun and sweet and trust with my life. I think Vegas is telling you that he's giving Steph his stamp of approval and would love for her to be his sitter while you're away. Maybe she'll even be his new favourite. :w00t: Uh oh. In that case, watch out! :tongue:
 

Jennifer Clark

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Laughing so hard I was holding my sides, I would be mortified as well if Sheldon did this I had to read it allowed to my husband and mother in law and mind you I am trying to rest my voice today because my daughter had a football game yesterday and she ROCKED so today I have no voice LOL!!!
 

Vikinggirl

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Lol. The visual has me :ROFL2: But in sure you didn't think it was so funny. He'll be fine because he really, really luvs Stephanie. Lol. But more seriously he probably did it because humping is a sign of dominance, and Stephanie is a new person in his life, so he was trying to show dominance towards her, bringing her back a couple more times before you go, and her telling him No, and get down, in a firm voice will help to show him she's the boss.
 

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OMG OMG OMG that is sooooooo funny Kelly!!!!

Okay I am a positive person so lets look at the pros to this.

1.) Vegas loves her, NO DOUBT

2.) Vegas loves her, NO DOUBT

and finally,

#3) VEGAS LOVES HER!!!! I'm sure after some time spent with her he will settle down a bit, he knows a great person when he sees one and you obviously made a great choice for her to be the one to look after your boy! :2thumbs:
 

Pati Robins

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Lol hahaha well looks like Vegas might fallen in love -just hes to quick to show his intentions lololol
 

2BullyMama

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I am sitting in the salon get hair did.... Dying laughing---- Kelly this can only happen ti you! lmao. LMAO


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AubreysMom

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OMG, I could picture it all and I am in tears!! :rofl: I agree with Lisa... Vegas loves her! :ROFL: I think you need to have a talk with him about proper courting of the ladies... LOL
 

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I'm sorry, I know you didn't think it was funny at the time, but I'm still laughing...
 

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