Wet dream?

Vikinggirl

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Lol. Too funny, I have never heard of a dog having a wet dream, but I guess it's possible. You just never know with a bully I guess. Lol. He probably gave you the stink eye because you spoiled all his fun, and ended his wonderful dream. I wonder who he was dreaming about. Lol
 

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Wow I've missed a lot today! The video of MrButters **** is hilarious!
 
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Ashleym

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Don't put him in the crate! Sleep free Fergus!!

I was awoken one night by Buster who had shot his anal gland juice all over my arm, didn't realize it until the next morning when I went to give my wife a good morning hug and she shot back and said my t-shirt smelled like dog :poo:. I looked down and my whole sleeve had these bright yellow spots all over it. I looked down and Buster was looking up very innocent :blush:. Aren't these critters fun!!

:ROFL: oh my gosh! err wet spot on the bed is way more preferable then the spray of anal fluid. Its too funny what we would put up with from our fur babies lol. Fergus sleeps near our heads. I am lucky I just have to put up with his snoring in my ear. My husband gets his butt and farts in the face :excited: dont think he would be too happy with butt spray lol.
 

JeannieCO

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OH MY!! I have a video of Mr.B touching his boy parts! I will get the link here in just a minute.

As for Wilson's video...yes, he was moving like that but on his side just not so "vigorous" lol


Let me go find that video!
Guess Wilson's an over achiever then. :ashamed: Looks like your in for lifelong amusement from Mr. Butters :lmaogirl: :lmaogirl:
 

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:ROFL: oh my gosh! err wet spot on the bed is way more preferable then the spray of anal fluid. Its too funny what we would put up with from our fur babies lol. Fergus sleeps near our heads. I am lucky I just have to put up with his snoring in my ear. My husband gets his butt and farts in the face :excited: dont think he would be too happy with butt spray lol.

WOW same thing with us!!! I don't care even farts let you know they're ok. :D
 

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OMG, that YouTube video, that's how Gypsy rubs her girly parts when she [edited} I'm so glad I'm not the only one with a horny bully!:no:
 
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I'll ask my big dog Gimli...he always has happy boners. He doesn't chase his tail, instead he chases his..umm..doggie wee wee. When he catches it. He doesn't move..he will stay there with it in his mouth...for a while. He does this when he gets excited...it is disturbing but frikkn funny as hell.
Omg!!!! Lol les just say the happy boner is way bigger then a regular rockets! Sean actually called me once when I was at work because he has never seen the happy Homer and he got worried that something was wrong with him. Lol
 

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This has to be one of the funniest threads I've ever seen!!
 

JeannieCO

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Hey all, just a friendly reminder. Since this thread is in our general section, lets remember to keep it clean and avoid certain words here. Mucho thanks!
 

Texas Carol

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HAHAHA...I knew that was coming...it's just too funny...can't help ourselves! :evil:
 

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Omg!!!! Lol les just say the happy boner is way bigger then a regular rockets! Sean actually called me once when I was at work because he has never seen the happy Homer and he got worried that something was wrong with him. Lol

Well...sometimes Gimli goes to town w it tbh...it's like watching a doggie porn...I mean really! Get a room dog! I just laugh cos I figure the 'ol saying is true...if a guy could catch it he wouldn't let it go either...lol
 

Opie CHL

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HAHAHA...I knew that was coming...it's just too funny...can't help ourselves! :evil:
Ha ha Carol I was censored for using a word that was used freely in Biology class! And I never even posted a video of my bully [censored].:w00t:
 

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