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    Quote Originally Posted by pdolphin27 View Post
    Don't put him in the crate! Sleep free Fergus!!

    I was awoken one night by Buster who had shot his anal gland juice all over my arm, didn't realize it until the next morning when I went to give my wife a good morning hug and she shot back and said my t-shirt smelled like dog . I looked down and my whole sleeve had these bright yellow spots all over it. I looked down and Buster was looking up very innocent . Aren't these critters fun!!
    oh my gosh! err wet spot on the bed is way more preferable then the spray of anal fluid. Its too funny what we would put up with from our fur babies lol. Fergus sleeps near our heads. I am lucky I just have to put up with his snoring in my ear. My husband gets his butt and farts in the face dont think he would be too happy with butt spray lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrButtersMom View Post
    OH MY!! I have a video of Mr.B touching his boy parts! I will get the link here in just a minute.

    As for Wilson's video...yes, he was moving like that but on his side just not so "vigorous" lol


    Let me go find that video!
    Guess Wilson's an over achiever then. Looks like your in for lifelong amusement from Mr. Butters
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ashleym View Post
    oh my gosh! err wet spot on the bed is way more preferable then the spray of anal fluid. Its too funny what we would put up with from our fur babies lol. Fergus sleeps near our heads. I am lucky I just have to put up with his snoring in my ear. My husband gets his butt and farts in the face dont think he would be too happy with butt spray lol.
    WOW same thing with us!!! I don't care even farts let you know they're ok.

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    OMG, that YouTube video, that's how Gypsy rubs her girly parts when she [edited} I'm so glad I'm not the only one with a horny bully!
    Last edited by JeannieCO; 08-10-2013 at 08:42 AM. Reason: word taken out

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    I'm not sure if Mac has wet dreams or not, I'm sure he knows mommy would rather he keep that to himself!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lisabear123 View Post
    I'll ask my big dog Gimli...he always has happy boners. He doesn't chase his tail, instead he chases his..umm..doggie wee wee. When he catches it. He doesn't move..he will stay there with it in his mouth...for a while. He does this when he gets excited...it is disturbing but frikkn funny as hell.
    Omg!!!! Lol les just say the happy boner is way bigger then a regular rockets! Sean actually called me once when I was at work because he has never seen the happy Homer and he got worried that something was wrong with him. Lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrButtersMom View Post
    Thank goodness my daughter was not there at the time! I have only seen him do it about two other times but have found his bed wet too many times to count!
    Lmao! He is like um mom private time please? I am cleaning my room
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    This has to be one of the funniest threads I've ever seen!!

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    Hey all, just a friendly reminder. Since this thread is in our general section, lets remember to keep it clean and avoid certain words here. Mucho thanks!
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    HAHAHA...I knew that was coming...it's just too funny...can't help ourselves!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lokismom View Post
    Omg!!!! Lol les just say the happy boner is way bigger then a regular rockets! Sean actually called me once when I was at work because he has never seen the happy Homer and he got worried that something was wrong with him. Lol
    Well...sometimes Gimli goes to town w it tbh...it's like watching a doggie porn...I mean really! Get a room dog! I just laugh cos I figure the 'ol saying is true...if a guy could catch it he wouldn't let it go either...lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Texas Carol View Post
    HAHAHA...I knew that was coming...it's just too funny...can't help ourselves!
    Ha ha Carol I was censored for using a word that was used freely in Biology class! And I never even posted a video of my bully [censored].

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