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    Found this on another site and thought it was so true - I don't think it's been posted here before.


    Dear Dogs and Cats:


    The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The
    other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print
    in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your
    food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.


    The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating
    me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall
    faster than you can run.


    I cannot buy anything bigger than a king-sized bed. I am very sorry about
    this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your
    comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep.
    It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the
    fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out
    and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing
    but sarcasm.


    For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by
    some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not
    necessary to claw, whine, meow, and try to turn the knob or get your paw
    under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same
    door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years -- canine or
    feline attendance is not required.


    The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I
    cannot stress this enough!


    To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our
    front door:


    To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets:
    They live here. You don't.
    If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.
    (That's why they call it "fur"nature.)
    I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
    To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is
    short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.
    Remember: In many ways, dogs and cats are better than kids because
    they:
    1 Eat less
    2. Don't ask for money all the time
    3. Are easier to train
    4. Normally come when called
    5. Never ask to drive the car
    6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
    7. Don't smoke or drink
    8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions
    9. Don't want to wear your clothes
    10. Don't need a "gazillion" dollars for college.

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    Default Re: Message to our fur babies

    I love this, thanks for sharing
    LEARN A LESSON FROM YOUR DOG, NO MATTER WHAT LIFE BRINGS YOU, KICK SOME GRASS OVER THAT AND MOVE ON.

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    Default Re: Message to our fur babies

    Oh so true, love it thanks for sharing

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    Love it. Especially the bit about extending tails and sticking out tongues!!!!

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    Default Re: Message to our fur babies

    Thank you for sharing. I haven't seen this one before.

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    Love it, love it, love it!! I stand by my sign that says, "Pets welcome, children must be leashed."

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    Haven't seen this one before. Nice find!

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    Default Re: Message to our fur babies

    I've seen it before, however it ALWAYS brings a chuckle to me

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    This is awesome. It is pretty true I do like Tubby more then most people lol

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    Default Re: Message to our fur babies

    Quote Originally Posted by TubbysMom View Post
    This is awesome. It is pretty true I do like Tubby more then most people lol

    Same here! I'm much more tolerant, empathetic etc w animals in general over humans

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    I LOVE LOVE LOVE this!!!! Thank you for Sharing!

    Love has a name and its name is Sheldon!!!<3

    R.I.P. Duece Man 9-13-14 Gone but not forgotten, always in our hearts! Till we meet again over the Bridge, Mommy misses you.

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    Default Re: Message to our fur babies

    .... great post - thanks for sharing.
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    There is a part of your heart not alive until a bulldog has entered your lif
    e.

    Nitschke (2004-2011) and Banks (2005-2014) -- My angels
    Thank you for all the love, fun and teachings




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