The most interesting bulldog in the world

Casper

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Apr 28, 2013
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Slidell, Louisiana, United States
Country
USA
Bulldog(s) Names
"The Stallone Bros"
Having a Pair of the Most interesting Bull dogs in the world is challenging !!!

-They once taught a German Shepherd, to bark in Spanish!

-They once counted to infinity, TWICE!

-They can speak Spanish, in Russian.

-They bowl, Overpawed.

-When they go for a swim, They stay dry in the water.

-They once won a poker tournament using UNO Cards.

-Their to-do list says one thing, DONE!

-Their Autobiography is also known as the Guiness book of world records!

-The Pope confesses his sins to them.

-They once ran a Marathon Backwards to see what second place looks like.
 

luseaann

Member
Oct 3, 2011
510
16
Long Island, NY
Bulldog(s) Names
Liz and Amy
Liz and Amy are so cool, we don't need air conditioning, even in this heat wave.

When they -er - fart, the whole block smells of roses.

They know the firework are in their honor.
 

Jennifer Clark

I can handle the whiskey, if you can handle the nu
Community Veteran
Apr 16, 2013
2,872
117
Searcy, Arkansas
Country
United States
Bulldog(s) Names
Sheldon A.K.A Shelly Bean (06-12-19); Duecy (9-13-14); Maddie (4-16-19)
Having a Pair of the Most interesting Bull dogs in the world is challenging !!!

-They once taught a German Shepherd, to bark in Spanish!

-They once counted to infinity, TWICE!

-They can speak Spanish, in Russian.

-They bowl, Overpawed.

-When they go for a swim, They stay dry in the water.

-They once won a poker tournament using UNO Cards.

-Their to-do list says one thing, DONE!

-Their Autobiography is also known as the Guiness book of world records!

-The Pope confesses his sins to them.

-They once ran a Marathon Backwards to see what second place looks like.

:ROFL:

Love has a name and its name is Sheldon!!!<3
 

JAKEISGREAT

.................
Mar 25, 2011
14,802
1,155
Southern California
Bulldog(s) Names
Jake
I don't know what I am doing-but I will see if this works!
:confused:
Maude is good, Maude is great! She eats everything on her plate. But "her" meal doesn't consist of only foods that are on MY list!
When outside-supposed to play-What SHE thinks is "Yay-a buffet!" She'll eat sticks, and leaves, and grass-she makes me want to kick her
BUTT.(ha!) She's a silly gal for sure-and I wouldn't change her if I could-weell...maybe just stop that eating wood!! Love my Bullydogs! :yes:



Guess What? NONE of us really know what we're doing Lynn! :) Nice to see you here! :up:

Not everybody got the Dos Equee guy reference but we may be on to something good here

Ummmm...We drink Bud Light at our house! :ROFL:
Yes I enjoy the Dos Equis commercials and all the spin off. There was a fb page devoted to it where these one liners were posted by the hundreds, some pretty good some ok.
I like the spin on connecting it to one's bulldog, it makes sense, as much as we revere these rascals. The Dos Equis "most interesting man in the world" is somewhat like the old Chuck Norris jokes.

;)
Careful, does it Ms. Plaintiff with the accusations…..!!!


:tease:
 
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Kross225

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Luca Brasi
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Fleas don't bite him..........................out of respect.


His baby teeth didn't fall out................they stepped down.


Groomers pay me to bring him to them.


He is the most interesting bulldog in te world.

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I don't always chew shoes, but when I do I prefer dad's Nikes.
 

LariP

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Aug 4, 2010
8,293
452
Milwaukee, WI
Country
USA
Bulldog(s) Names
(HRH) Her Royal Highness Princess Gracie & Princess Amelia Pond (Amy)
Fleas don't bite him..........................out of respect.


His baby teeth didn't fall out................they stepped down.


Groomers pay me to bring him to them.


He is the most interesting bulldog in te world.

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I don't always chew shoes, but when I do I prefer dad's Nikes.
:rofl:
 

Vicaroo1000

"Slug Assassin" and PBS Gardening Dweeb
Jun 23, 2011
5,775
389
Mukilteo, Washington State
Bulldog(s) Names
Beefeater's Buxom Beatrice and Lord Harrington's Bodacious Beauregaard
Bo doesn't slobber, he manufactures happy juice that the natives bottle up and sell to tourists

Bea doesn't snore, her cosmic vibrations keeps the earth in its perfect atmospheric rotation

Bo doesn't just crap in the back yard, his fabulous poo piles are sold as works of art in fancy international art galleries

Bea doesn't just squat to pee, she holds an exquisite ballerina-like pose compared to the greatest dancers of the NY Ballet

Bea and Bo are the most interesting bulldogs in the world.
 

Casper

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Apr 28, 2013
1,716
215
Slidell, Louisiana, United States
Country
USA
Bulldog(s) Names
"The Stallone Bros"
Bo doesn't slobber, he manufactures happy juice that the natives bottle up and sell to tourists

Bea doesn't snore, her cosmic vibrations keeps the earth in its perfect atmospheric rotation

Bo doesn't just crap in the back yard, his fabulous poo piles are sold as works of art in fancy international art galleries

Bea doesn't just squat to pee, she holds an exquisite ballerina-like pose compared to the greatest dancers of the NY Ballet

Bea and Bo are the most interesting bulldogs in the world.

Roflmao.................


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Jennifer Clark

I can handle the whiskey, if you can handle the nu
Community Veteran
Apr 16, 2013
2,872
117
Searcy, Arkansas
Country
United States
Bulldog(s) Names
Sheldon A.K.A Shelly Bean (06-12-19); Duecy (9-13-14); Maddie (4-16-19)
Fleas don't bite him..........................out of respect.


His baby teeth didn't fall out................they stepped down.


Groomers pay me to bring him to them.


He is the most interesting bulldog in te world.

View attachment 47560
I don't always chew shoes, but when I do I prefer dad's Nikes.

He sure is handsome!!! LMBO!

Love has a name and its name is Sheldon!!!<3
 

Jennifer Clark

I can handle the whiskey, if you can handle the nu
Community Veteran
Apr 16, 2013
2,872
117
Searcy, Arkansas
Country
United States
Bulldog(s) Names
Sheldon A.K.A Shelly Bean (06-12-19); Duecy (9-13-14); Maddie (4-16-19)
Fire hydrants.... are proud to bare his mark.....
other dogs....sniff his butt...out of respect....
When he runs the wind blushes because he blew the bark of trees....
He is the most interesting dog in the world...
he doesn't drink but when he does.....its bottled water.

Love has a name and its name is Sheldon!!!<3
 

Vicaroo1000

"Slug Assassin" and PBS Gardening Dweeb
Jun 23, 2011
5,775
389
Mukilteo, Washington State
Bulldog(s) Names
Beefeater's Buxom Beatrice and Lord Harrington's Bodacious Beauregaard
Fire hydrants.... are proud to bare his mark.....
other dogs....sniff his butt...out of respect....
When he runs the wind blushes because he blew the bark of trees....
He is the most interesting dog in the world...
he doesn't drink but when he does.....its bottled water.

Love has a name and its name is Sheldon!!!<3

GOOD ONE!!!! hahahahahahaha!
 

Casper

Well-known member
Apr 28, 2013
1,716
215
Slidell, Louisiana, United States
Country
USA
Bulldog(s) Names
"The Stallone Bros"
Fire hydrants.... are proud to bare his mark.....
other dogs....sniff his butt...out of respect....
When he runs the wind blushes because he blew the bark of trees....
He is the most interesting dog in the world...
he doesn't drink but when he does.....its bottled water.

Love has a name and its name is Sheldon!!!<3

Awesome Jennifer, I loved it!! :)


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